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A fat woman rolling over on her husband and smothering him while sleeping? Someone falling out of bed, hitting their head on the nightstand and knocking themselves unconscious? Or something else.

2007-03-24 05:00:43 · 5 answers · asked by duvaldiva.com 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Long story kinda......
A friend of my Dads was trying to start an outboard motor(pull-start), and was standing in the boat while doing this. He had a boat seat which was removable. It was removed, which left just a pole about a foot long and hollow like a pipe. Do you see where this is going?
He was pulling on the pull cord....it broke...he lost his balance....and YUP...he landed a s s first on it....and YUP it went all the way in. Paramedics had to cut the seat off and transport him with it still inside to the hospital. He ended up losing his rectum and part of the bowels, intestines etc. I know this is gross, but how horrible for him !!

I swear this is a true story !!! It happened about 15 years ago.

2007-03-24 05:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by LUCIFER 5 · 3 0

When we arrived home from camping, my bf heard that a girl had been killed by lightning while playing soccer. He had to call up his daughter (a soccer player) to make sure it wasn't her. It wasn't. The freaky thing though was that it had happened on a sunny day, then one cloud passed over and Kaboom! Two people were struck...the referee survived but the girl died.

2007-03-24 22:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0 0

I once heard a story where a dysfunctional family had a father who kept a unloaded shotgun in an apartment to threaten his wife. The son was comtemplating killing himself. The son then loads the shotgun to shoot himself but later decides to jump off the roof of the apartment.

The husband then gets into one of his tizzies with his wife. He pulls the trigger of the shotgun at his wife. He's surprised when the shotgun fires but he completely misses his wife. Instead he hits the window behind her and hits his son as he falls past their window during his suicide attempt.

Cause of death...Shotgun wound.

2007-03-24 12:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ben There 4 · 3 0

If you had a ufobioa and you didn't like going outside your house and the day your pyschologist and you do go outside a chimney falls on you. Werid huh?

2007-03-24 12:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by buddythedog 3 · 0 0

I got my wheezer stuck in my zipper !

2007-03-24 12:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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