She used to be so hot, sexy and fun. Now she waddles around the house, is always eating like a pig, and dresses like a homeless person. I'm starting to think I should kick her out, so I can start over with another girl, the way this is heading it could ruin my life. Opinions?
2007-03-24 04:20:36 · 35 answers · asked by quit_callin_me_dumbass 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
You are a ******* idiot
2007-03-24 04:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by Ronald H 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Well my question to you... Are some prized stallion??? She is pregnant with YOUR child. You helped get her that way. I think its sad that you dont think of her as beautiful because that is what she is right now. She is carrying a life that you two helped create.
If its hot and sexy you miss, she may be that way again. Look at the changes her body has gone through. Her breasts have grown, her hips have gotten wider and more feminine. Waddling is in the cards. You try carrying a 7+lb thing pulling on your back and see how well you walk!
If you kick you wife out because YOU cant get over your stupid crap then what kind of a man are you!!!
2007-03-24 04:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
A woman feels like crap when she is pregnant. You laid the seed and now she has to carry around the weight for 9 months! Go buy her some sexy maternity clothes or lingerie if you want her to wear something nicer. Once I had a baby all I could think about was putting the kid in designer clothes and kind of forgot about myself. Maybe she just needs a boost. Do some shopping & surprise her!
2007-03-24 15:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Trying♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. if you didn't expect the crows to come on this one, you're stupid. okay, now listen. i don't know if you're joking around or being serious. so, i'll just humor myself and pretend that you're doing both.
if you're joking: ha. ha. ha. joke is great and prove men do have a funny bone . . . rather not. don't be stupid about what you type on here. no, actually do. do be stupid because it's so much fun to pick on mentally challenged, testosterone-infested, pig-gutted men such as yourself.
if you're serious: wow. you have no reason to be a father then. i'm sure you are an american (no offense america, but society is based on physical attraction and has lost sense in values - no, i'm not replublican). actually, at first i thought you were a bastard for wanting to kick her out, but now that i think of it - you may be giving her a better start in life. after all, who would want to be married to you? no woman will ever respect you for that and if they do, they are blind and stupid and just using you. and i hope you get your heart played out.
and as far as this possibly "ruining your life": what is ruining your life? that your wife is pregnant? that she is carrying YOUR child? oh dear. i hope that your son or daughter find out what you truly are and never wants to have anything to do with you.
was your father like this? maybe a brother? perhaps friends? pick your role models more carefully. i hope your child sees that you are not one to even look at because YOU, as a father and as a husband are not worth the effort to stay with.
2007-03-24 08:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by Shakti Svātantrya Isa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to tailgate on Mandygirl's comment. If you are some hopeless deviate just trying to ruffle people's feathers, I feel sorry for you that you have nothing better to do. If you are indeed serious, Man go drown yourself. And not in the bottle. To even suggest (I'm so damn mad I can't even type this) that a woman is no longer hot, sexy or fun because she is pregnant is asinine, sick and deplorable. Just who the hell got her that way???? You are one sick puppy, and that's just the surface of what I want to say to you. You and I are both lucky that Yahoo doesn't allow the kind of language I want to use. I'm lucky cause I don't want to lose my religion and you can figure out why you're lucky. Go ahead, challenge me you two bit sorry excuse for a male. I won't call you a man cause you ain't one. I guess I'm gonna get slapped with a violation but it's worth it. I ask everybody's forgivness for losing it.
2007-03-24 04:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by sarge 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You got her that way so why don't you help her out and get her some hot sexy maternity clothes. Go get her hair done and nails. Just b/c she is pregnant doesn't mean she isn't sexy. Another thing she is having your baby and is not easy carrying around a baby in your belly that's why she is waddling.
2007-03-24 04:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Wtf dude, are you kidding, you knocked her up didnt you?, you think you should get rid of her because she is fat, well you know, women that are pregnant do tend to put on some pounds, and hormones make them eat and act weird and stuff like that, as far as the clothes, well maybe her clothes dont fit so well anymore, try buying her some maturnity clothes, also she may be suffering depression because you obviously show her no support in the most hormonaly screwed up time of her life, you say at this rate this may ruin your life?, because of the way she looks? you are an idiot, maybe you should kick her out, so she can find a suitable father for the child.
2007-03-24 04:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Just some dude 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Do you go with her to the doctor? Have you seen the ultrasound of the baby? Is this your child she's carrying safely into the world? Are you having problems with feeling left out? Is she takiing Lamaze and are you going?
baby's need a strong person to devote their life to help them live theirs. pregnancy lasts only 9 months, life goes on with three, not two and for the rest of your life, you are all one.
you need to read about pregnancy and babies and the importance of the man and father. you have a gift waiting to be "unwrapped" and many are the men who would never miss this life altering event. you are blessed among men.
your wife is still hot and sexy and fun, are you?
2007-03-24 04:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by blueJean 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Next time, maybe you should reconsider procreating! The world has enough idiots.
Your wife should kick your *** out. The baby would be better off with no father, than with a j****** as a dad.
I really hope you are not serious and this is a joke.
2007-03-24 05:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by SAMMY 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it seems obvious to me you are just trying to piss people off in here, ha ha very funny.
Women dont stay pregnant forever and bodies do return to normal.
go ahead and kick her out she will get a ton of child support from you for the next 18 years and will probably be even hotter than before once she has the baby.
2007-03-24 04:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
your a sorry excuse for a human. you got her pregnant so u should deal with it. what makes you so sure that you could get anyone else. ovbiuslly she has major feeling for you. you should be ashamed of yourself. if i were her id throw your a*s you the curb. you need some mental help!!
hope she dumps you
2007-03-28 04:16:34 · answer #11 · answered by Proud Mommy!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋