2007-03-24 02:55:54 · 56 answers · asked by G 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
I just want to add here this question was asked by my 12 year old son without my knowledge. Some very funny answers though!!
2007-03-24 07:34:15 · update #1
Actually I know this answer!!!!!!!!!!! YOu see we live next door to her summer home and every morning at about 7am she takes a walk and will piss on 4 different trees every morning and then goes for a run to get fresh air.
2007-03-24 03:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes, and she has a person called "The Royal Wiper" to assist her in this activity.
If this person EVER tells what happened in the Queen's loo, or what kind of paper she uses, she will be shot for being a treasonous Royal Wiper.
2007-03-25 00:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course she does. She is no different to us.Her facilities may be better than ours, I haven't got gold plated fittings in my bathroom, but I don't know if hers are either.I have heard the phrase "the royal we" but I don't know if that has a toilet connection.
2007-03-24 03:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I know why you asked this !!!! Yep she sure does and I presume, though us commoners don't really know, that unlike Henry the VIII she doesn't have a "Steward of the Crapper" to wipe her tender bits when she is done. Old henry really had someone to do that for him . Phewwwwwww!
2007-03-24 04:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by Pattythepunk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course not! When she steps down and Prince Charles becomes King, then she can go to the loo! Alot like teachers, they don't go until they retire either.
2007-03-24 08:42:40 · answer #5 · answered by Julia B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, her alien friends built a toilet in her before they sent her to Earth. Or maybe she poos in her backyard so no one looks at her.
2007-03-24 05:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by calypsocaper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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3. Training sessions should always be short but sweet. I never work a dog more than 15 minutes in a session to keep from losing the dog's attention. You should train you dog at least once a day but never more than three formal sessions a day.
4. Your goal should be that each training session is just a little bit better than the last one. You need to always strive to make the training better, slowly. I mention this because quite often I see people who do daily training sessions but the dog never gets better and it is not the dogs fault.
5. Having patients is very important in dog training. Losing your temper does not work with a canine it simply makes things worse.
6. Exercise is very important in the training process to get rid of all the dogs nervous energy.
7. Taking your pet for walks is very important because it develops serotonin which gives your dog a feeling of well being.
8. Always be sure to give your dog a bunch of praise in your training. It is your dog's paycheck for doing a great job.
9. Never hit your dog. I have heard people say I never hit my dog instead I roll up a magazine and swat it. It's the same thing... hitting is hitting.
10. After each training session be sure to do something that your dog will enjoy. Take it for a walk, throw the ball or maybe even rub its belly. Just do something that makes the dog look forward to the next training session.
These are things that I teach my dog training students as well as my dog training clients. I hope these things will give you something to think about when training your dog. Spend some time training your dog daily and you will both reap the benefits.
2017-02-15 13:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can say with confidence - yes! We went on a tour backstage at the London Palladium and they showed us where she goes! (must say I was disappointed- it wasn't gold plated at all)
2007-03-24 03:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, of course, and she pays 6 pence a wipe to some palace freak-out to clean her recturm when its over, as its beneath her aristocratic dignity to do such things herself.
2007-03-24 07:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, don't be silly, she's the Queen - The toilet comes to her.
2007-03-24 03:05:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋