If you could attend your own funeral and give the eulogy, what would you say?

Answer 1

I would say....we are here today to mourn the death of a man, that was a loving father, and husband, and a good son. In life this man was a hard worker, and a true friend to anyone that was willing and deserving of his friendship. He also was a very flawed person and he knew this, on a daily basis he struggled with his flaws, and tried to fix them, some he could fix, some he couldnt. He was not a religious man, but deep inside feared that he may be wrong in the end, and have to pay a dear price, He would hope that after his death his loved ones, such as his 2 children, wife, parents, and few close friends, would be able to live a full and pleasant life, unlike his own (at times), He will be missed, I hope

Answer 2

first of all, i don't desire a funeral. i desire anybody to occasion, and characteristic some thing to consume and beverages, and tell thoughts concerning the good issues I unquestionably have performed. i'm hoping people might say i replaced into the final pal they ever had, the final sister, the final aunt, and that my childrens might say they could not have asked for a greater effectual mom, and that my husband will say i replaced into the affection of his existence. because of the fact i'm.!

Answer 3

Good riddance.

Answer 4

Who would have thought someone could cram so much sex into one lifetime?

Answer 5

ashes to ashes
dust to dust
aint we glad this muther
is no longer here with us

Answer 6

Damn, I wish she would have been around a lot longer.

Answer 7

Very little. I'm an enigma, be it alive or dead.

Answer 8

You guys all suck. I left all my money to charity.

Answer 9

"Why are all you people watching me sleep?"

Answer 10

"Where is everybody?"