Is Bigfoot Living In The California Forest?

Answer 1

Don't worry ,it's just my uncle and his family.They were exiled from their nudist colony for having too much hair cover.They are really quite gentle and harmless.If you see them ,tell them I said "hello".My cousin is the least hairy and looks like one of the cavemen from the Gieco commercials.He goes into town every three months or so to check the mail and get supplies.The sasquatch in the Jack Link Jerky commercials is actually my aunt,she only did the ads for the money and to show the world that Bigfoot has a sense of humor.

Answer 2

I used to think Bigfoot was a myth until a friend of mine said, there are so many millions of miles of unexplored forests and mountains in America, why not? They just found a new species of iguana called the crested iguana in 1979 so it could be just a very rare, shy creature.

Answer 3

California has some forest left??? Bigfoot left California and has migrated to Utah. He found it easier to have 6 Yeti wives there (at least they look like Yeti's).

Answer 4

Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer are reported to be on a camping trip, so no worries. They're just showing their Amazonian side.

Answer 5

Absolutely not
I understand that he lives in Houston, Tx
and is attending High School there (Sr I think)
has to have special shoes made
he is size 22 !!

Answer 6

Rumor has it that he's moved in with the Easter Bunny. Seems that real estate prices are so high that all the "invisible ones" are becoming roomies... Things are getting tough all over!

Answer 7

Yes. There is so much physical evidence out there, how can it not? Are 100% of all sighting reports and print finds hoaxed? I doubt they could be.

Robert
http://www.bigfootinfo.org

Answer 8

No cause for alarm. It's only Arnie Schwartzeneger on vacation!