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I asked the cow for some fresh milk "please" and all he did was stare at me. I mean isn't that just rude don't you think? I needed some milk and I was willing to pay. What was his problem eh? x

2007-03-23 23:38:40 · 26 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

that cow is just plain rude, u deserve better.

2007-03-23 23:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 2 0

it was a he cow right? he cows don't give milk but yes that was rude of him out to let you know that.

2007-03-24 03:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You need a bucket for starter's and then put it under the udder and then pull and squeeze it's milk spout's!

Ok P.s It is a boy so you cant milk it nly if it is a girl!

2007-03-23 23:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1 0

You need to get a three legged stool and reach under him. You'll find a dangly thing hanging down. Squeeze it gently. The 'milk' will arrive fairly soon and he'll bellow loudly to let you know to stop.

He might even pay you!

2007-03-23 23:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

thats bcos u changd the cows gender..
its a SHE nd not a HE.....
try again colling it Ms.Cow with a please...
shell packit 4 u, pasturise it nd giv it 4 ur consumption..
if she doesnt giv u, then post this question again 2moro.
ill think of a solution by then..ok??

2007-03-23 23:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, if he is a he, then he isn't a cow and doesn't have milk.

2007-03-23 23:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kuji 7 · 3 0

Because he's one mean cow pimp my friend with no sense of humour,if he won't even let you pull the udder one. I would suggest a good slaughterhouse vacation for him if he has a beef with you ;)

2007-03-23 23:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

*His* problem was that he is a steer and only female cows give milk. Now, go apologize to him. :)

2007-03-23 23:42:30 · answer #8 · answered by JenJen 6 · 1 0

If "he" stared at you I don't think you want that kind of milk.

2007-03-23 23:43:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's one mean cow.

2007-03-24 00:08:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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