This is a bit of an emergency really and I wondered if you can help. She's finding it quite hard to breath you see, and even though I'm always telling her to eat peanuts one by one, she insists on scoffing hadnfuls whilst she's on her excercise bike. Anyway, that bloody bike cost me £145 and it's used barely once a month. I said we should use the money to go on a minbreak somewhere, but no, apparently that would be frivolous. But obviously, not as frivolous as wanting to go to the first Wembley match, oh that's just asking too much. Even though she spent £90 on a Bryan Adams concert. Anyway, can you help?
2007-03-23 23:18:45 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You got good life insurance on her???????????
2007-03-23 23:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by gibbygirl38 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well first go to WEBMD.com and check out the warning signs if you are allergic to peanuts....ain't no sense in y'all both getting sick. If you can't get WEBMD to load up , it's probably your firewall.... go to ZDNET.com and punch in your computer name, they have a lot of free downloads and explanations about computers....sorry nothing about peanuts. While you're there might as well get a free virus scan.... that would suck losing a wife and your computer all on the same day! Now where was I ?.... you might want to check out Peter Pan .com...they just had a salmonella poisoning outbreak and surely if that peanut you wife is choking on is a poisonous peanut then you need to stay clear. You might want to check out the Center for Disease Control... I think you can get their website at Dogpile.com They will e-mail you immediately and give you the warning signs of a posionus peanut........
2007-03-23 23:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by supordude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could always put the bike on Ebay to re-coup some of your losses, and then after the funeral sell all her belongings too.
Think of the insurance money you'll be getting, the new 21yr old blonde that's been smiling at you for the last 3 weeks, the sports car she'd never let you have.
If you ask me, anyone who buys Bryan Adams tickets deserves to suffer.
2007-03-23 23:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave her to deal with her own peanut problem, scoff what's left in the bag yourself, and flog the exercise bike in the local paper or on e-bay. And get the insurance policy out.... just in case she doesn't recover from the choking fit. That visit to Wembley could be coming your way.
2007-03-24 06:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the time you read this, she may be dead.. Sounds you are happy about it.. Anyway, next time if your new wife chokes, just grab her from behind and give her a tight squeeeezze. She will bring out the peanuts
2007-03-23 23:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by AdultMale 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why you are on asking for help is beyond me. If she finds out you have been doing something else other than helping her your life is not worth living.I would advise you to pamper her for the rest of the week end she deserves it
2007-03-24 06:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by jan65 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is choking on a peanut and you are online asking for help? Get real, man! Pick up the phone and dial for help or do the heimlich maneuver. Stop your whining and be a man and don't buy anymore peanuts..
2007-03-23 23:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by sybil 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stay on here and ask some more questions, then advertise the bike on ebay
2007-03-23 23:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You must use the Hind-lick maneuver to dislodge it and then afterwards she'll need the kitty-lick maneuver to calm her down so she can forget all about the peanut.
2007-03-23 23:22:10 · answer #9 · answered by Nehru 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How much do you like your wife? I see an opening here for a younger model.
2007-03-23 23:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by BenignSource 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try eating 100 peanuts at once...NOW!
2007-03-24 10:57:03 · answer #11 · answered by alan h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋