What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the morning?
Way-hey and up she rises,
Way-hey and up she rises,
Way-hey and up she rises,
Earl-eye in the morning...
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the morning?
Put a lobster in his britches
Put a lobster in his britches
Put a lobster in his britches
Earl-eye in the morning
Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Earl-eye in the mornin
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the mornin?
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Earl-eye in the mornin...
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the mornin?
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Earl-eye in the mornin...
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Earl-eye in the mornin
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning...
What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
Earl-eye in the morning?
Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Earl-eye in the morning...
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning... (twice)
And that's what you do with a drunken sailor That's what you do with a drunken sailor That's what you do with a drunken sailor Earl-eye in the morning....
2007-03-23 22:33:43
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answer #1
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answered by Nehru 3
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Nothing wrong with a drunken sailor. Tie him up gag them and throw them over-board.
2007-03-23 22:33:48
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answer #2
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answered by LuckyChucky 5
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Chain him to the mast until he's sober.
If you were to put him in the bed with the captain's daughter, he might get keelhauled.
Hell, the captain might keelhaul the lot of ye.
2007-03-23 22:34:26
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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get them back to their ship before it leaves the port without them... I know someone that happened to, hahaha. I pick on him for ages about it and then again when he got charged for it. So funny and an awesome drunk story.
2007-03-23 22:40:50
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answer #4
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answered by purplebuggy 5
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It seems there was quite a few of them patrolling the Iranian border yesterday.
2007-03-23 22:37:19
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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put him in a cab to the nearest Mcdonalds! Then run for your life!
2007-03-24 00:01:07
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Pour a bucket of water over him and send him on his way.
2007-03-23 22:31:04
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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go to the nearest STD Clinic cuz he gave u a present at night....haha
2007-03-23 22:32:14
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Leave him to sleep it off in the bathtub.
2007-03-23 22:32:33
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answer #9
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answered by Tish P 6
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stick him in a barrel and roll him all the way home to the piggys house ^^
2007-03-23 22:36:05
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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Leave him in the bar
2007-03-23 22:52:03
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answered by SidBridge 6
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