I had to repair a broken fridge magnet three days ago. I used superglue. the tube was leaking, so I got it all over my hands. now my right hand is stuck to the mouse and my left hand is stuck to the beerglass I was drinking from, which is now empty. I have to type using my elbows. I can call emergency services using my elbows, too, but unfortunately I tried to clean my hands by licking the glue off, now my lips are stuck together as well. I get through, but they think I'm a crank caller or a terrorist.
what am I to do?
(luckily I have NOT used the bathroom during this time)
2007-03-23 21:50:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
I only answered 'cause I love the avatar picture!
What a dag you are, fridge magnets are easily replace!!!!!looks like the world is a worse place now you are out of action.
As you slowly starve, lose weight and become sober, you may come up with a way to get superglue off your skin, market it and be very very wealthy!
2007-03-23 22:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by Fred 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With your glued mouse hand and your versatile elbows, email a friend (who will no doubt leave you for some more hours to suffer) and they will eventually turn up and fill your beer glass. Then you can quench your thirst and let us know how your lips are doing (can you still kiss?).
And don't worry about the bathroom. Just let it all flow where you sit (that isn't a typo).
2007-03-24 05:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by Happihawkeye 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Soak the bonded areas in warm, soapy water. Acetone is also known to release bonds created by super glue, so as for your lips...maybe you should drink some. After all, I'm sure you're thirsty, having spent three days with your lips glued together. At this point, I roll my eyes.
2007-03-24 05:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by emmalina * 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha!, Oh! I just thought is there some there with you? If there is get them to fill up your glass again with beer, you don't want to go to thirsty. Although you may have to chew through the mouse lead if you need to get away from the computer.
2007-03-24 05:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by Dragon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THis is very funny very similar to the story line in American pie watch the movie they will tell you how to remove super glue next time be more carefull
2007-03-24 14:00:26 · answer #5 · answered by leschal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting back to the Fridge Magnet did you fix it ?, if not I specialise in Fridge Magnet repair, you can contact me on 0123456789, good rates...
2007-03-24 05:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by daza4427 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dial for a Pizza delivery, get them to bring a 6 pack as well, don't forget to give a good tip !!!
2007-03-31 21:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by micka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would try to e-mail emergency services. explain your problem. i'm sure they have a special team that works just on this type of thing (i've read that it happens all the time).
good luck with your problem.
2007-03-24 16:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear your in a sticky situation.Sorry im laughing.Thanks for the laugh its cheered me up.
2007-03-30 13:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are kidding around? superglue is not easy to get off. it would probably peel off the skin if you try to pull it off. try nail polish remover, dip into it and see if it will soften.
2007-03-24 05:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by confused mind 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋