Sunshine & Silva are in Dodge City fighting for Matt...use these 6 phrases...for a cat fight?

Question

to get their man! And remember Kitty and Chola are there with Matt!

And Kitty and Chola are there!
1. Not as long as I'm alive
2.Oh I will tear off those petticoats!
3.Doc...You better get here quick
4.Matt I will never believe that...you must have heat stroke.
5.Nothing last forever...So get over it
6. There is only room in Dodge City for one of us.

Answer 1

Sunshine had just had some "afternoon delight "with Matt and was lying there basking in the afterglow. As she hugged her pillow to her chest she thought of what a wild bull he had been, taking her with unrestrained abandon, not only once but several times! She reluctantly dragged her deliciously sore and aching body into a tub of bubbles to soak, trying not to think of the the other day when the two wicked wenches, Chola and Siva had unceremoniously dumped her into Silva's icy tub!! While she was contemplating her revenge she suddenly heard a ruckus coming from outside her window. Glancing out she saw Silva yelling at the top of her lungs."YOU *****, GET YOUR *** DOWN HERE NOW AND SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!" Sunshine hastily dressed and went down to see what was going on. The scene below was mass chaos when she arrived. Matt was lying on the ground gasping for breath. He had apparently fallen off his horse and a small circle of people now surrounded him.The commotion had also brought Miss Kitty and Chola out . Miss Kitty was aghast as she ran toward Doc Galen's office. "DOC, YOU BETTER GET HERE QUICK, I THINK MATT'S HAD A HEART ATTACK" she yelled. By the time Doc arrived Matt was sitting propped up against the horse trough. He couldnt help but see that the "ladies" were circling like buzzards and told them to all back off and give the Marshall some breathing room. Seeing that Matt now looked like he was going to be fine Silva looked straight at Sunshine. "So,what did you do to him when you found out he spent the whole night with me last night, poison him, you little witch!?" Chola gasped "what!!!!, he was with YOU last night and with Sunshine this afternoon!!!" He had also stopped over at Chola's for a morning "pick me up !!!!At this point Miss Kitty snarled "None of you trollops will ever get my man no matter how much wussy you give away for free, at least not as long as I'm alive". Sunshine eyed the 'way over the hill', Miss Kitty and replied "listen here,you old bat, nothing lasts forever, and YOUR finished, so get over it!!Kitty was furious. "who do You think you are you calling old, you dried up, prissy thing you!!, you dont even know how to dress yourself, what the heck have you got on, your underwear!!!! At least I know how to dress like a lady!!" Sunshine lunged for her OOOH, I will tear off those petticoats and expose all that cellulite you old crone" she screamed. So far Matt had been sitting there quietly but now he piped up." WHAT AM I DOING HERE, AND WHO THE HELL ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?" Out of the corner of his eye Matt had winked at Doc, who now said "ok, everybody go home, it seems Matt is having some temporary amnesia, he needs some peace and quiet away from all you cackling hens" The Doc brought Matt to his office while the women walked off, each with their own thoughts.Kitty was heard muttering , "there's only room in Dodge City for one of us and thats me!".At this point none of the other women paid her any mind. Matt was laughing by the time they entered his office but Doc was not amused. "OK Matt, three women in one day, you want to tell me what the heck is going on" he asked .Matt smiled," I guess I need more loving than most ordinary men" Doc laughed now. "Matt, I will never believe THAT.... you must have just had heat stroke!!"As they were talking, a turnip wagon pulled up at the front of Doc's office and a pretty young lady got out. She thanked the driver for the ride from the train station into town and entered Docs office. "How do you do, gentlemen, you must be Doctor Galen, I'm Marilynn, your new nurse." Matt's eyes feasted on the lovely young nurse. "I'm Marshall Matt Dillon, ma'am, and I'm VERY pleased to meet you. Seeing this Doc said Yes, Yes, do come in ,Marshall Dillon was JUST LEAVING, he escorted Matthew out the door and thought "Oh no, not another one"

Answer 2

Dodge City,Kansas
Circa 1876

Things were really heating up in Dodge. There was alot of trouble brewing, and it had everything to do with the U.S. Marshal...that's right....Matt Dillon. Over the course of a mere few days, Matt and Kitty had split up,Matt had glomped onto Sunshine ....AND.....Silva,the Vixen from Vermont and Chola, the Cutie from Chattanoogie, BOTH wanted some action with Matt.

As the scene opens, we find Kitty in Matt's office,crying her eyes out. Matt tried to comfort her..."Kitty, (5) nothing lasts forever.....So get over it, please. I love Sunshine. She has become my whole life." Kitty: (4) "Matt, I will never believe that....you must have heat stroke." After what seemed an eternity to Matt, Kitty left,ostensibly to get to work,but Matt knew better. She was hitting the bottle pretty regularly now a days. And... she was drinking the cheap stuff...Rot Gut....the booze she usually saved for all those complimentary drinks she gave Festus and Doc. (Geeze those two were free loaders!!)

Matt got back to his papers. About an hour later he heard a shot! It was coming from the Longbranch! Matt:" Kitty!! Oh,no!!" He flew through the swinging door...there was Silva on the floor. Kitty had shot her!!
Festus hobbled up the stairs to old Doc's office....(3) " Doc...You better get here quick...the Longbranch...Miss Kitty is off her rocker!" Doc came as fast as his ancient legs would alllow. By the time they got to the scene of the crime a crowd had gathered. In the midst of all the yelling and whispering, one woman stood quiet, apart from the crowd...it was Chola...secretly glad that Silva,(known to her as Hi HO Silva)
was out of commission. Kitty was being taken to the jailhouse. Matt watched on as his old flame was being escorted to his office,to be put in a cell. "Judge Brooker will understand," screeched Kitty!!! "He'll understand that the ***** had to go down!!!...Brawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! " Yep, the old red head was REALLY losing it.

An hour or so later, things appeared to be settling down. Kitty was in jail,eating last week's laundry,Doc was filling out a form to have her committed to the mental facility in Hayes City and Matt was getting ready for his date with Sunshine.
Just then, Sunshine came in. "Hi,everyone. 'Lo Marshall Dillon."...said in her most coquettish voice. ♫"Well HellOOOO,my honey. Hello my baby. Hello my ragtime gal...♫" Matt often lapsed into song when he was getting a woody....."Woody'd like to have a seat," asked Matt? ( Was that not clever?I totally rock!) Kitty overheard the conversation.
Kitty: "Is that you, you man stealer?!" Sunshine:" How you doing, you deranged trollop?" Kitty:(2) "Oh I will tear off those petticoats!" Doc: " MATT!!! YOu and Sunshine get out of here! I'm going to need to sedate Kitty,again!!"

As they headed out to go to Delmonico's for dinner, Chola blocked their path. Chola:" Sunshine, (1) There is only room in Dodge City for one of us." Sunshine replied...." Okay. Sounds good. When are you leaving,you Chattanooga Nutcase?" Chola took a swing at her!! Sunshine ducked and Matt, who was leaning down to pick up something, caught it right in the face!!! "OWWWWWWWW!!!" Chola: "Oh, Marshal Dillon . I'm sorry. Please forgive me."....in a softer voice...." Won't you please let ME be the woman on your arm?" As Matt spit out some blood, he looked at her in a slow and deliberate way....(1) " Not as long as I'm alive."

Answer 3

Ah, another day in Dodge and another cat fight between Kitty, Silva, Sunshine and yes, even Chola. Things used to be pretty BORING around town, just an occasional bar fight, bank robbery, gun fight and stampede. Now with all of the ladies fighting for Marshal Matt Dillon’s attention, shenanigans have been occurring on a daily basis. Hopefully, no one will get hurt, but…

“Is there a doctor in the house?” shouted the barkeep. Getting no response, Festus took off to go get the good doctor. “Doc… You better get here quick” Festus said as he spied the Doc over at the general store. “Settle down Festus and tell me what the problem is” replied Doc. “Sunshine hit Miss Kitty over the head with a full spittoon.” “Miss Kitty is out cold” he said. “You know, I’m getting awfully tired of those women fighting” “Yesterday, Silva and Chola had Sunshine locked up in a closet.” “Today there’s another fight, when will it stop?” “Nothing lasts forever…So get over it” Festus said. Your just jealous because you’ve had you eye on Miss Silva and she isn’t returning the affection.” “Festus, sometimes you just have to abide your time.” said the Doc. “Matt will eventually get tired of all of the fuss these ladies are making, and settle for one of them, or someone else.” “When that happens, I’ll be waiting for her” said the Doc. “I want honesty, respect and sex…but not in that order” and I’m sure I’ll get it from Silva one day.” he said. “Now, let’s go and check on Miss Kitty and make sure she is okay.”

When Festus and Doc walked into the saloon, the first thing they head was “Not as long as I’m alive” shouted from Chola’s room. “Let me ask you something” Festus said to the barkeep. “Why do you keep them here when all they do is fight?” “No way am I going to tell them to leave, business hasn’t been this good.” “Everyone in town has been showing up to see which on of them is going to win Matt.” “As long as no one kills anyone, I think I’ll just let it play it’s self out” replied the barkeep.

Doc slowly made his way up the staircase and found Miss Kitty sitting up in Chola’s room. “Miss Kitty, let me take a look at your head” said the Doc. “I’m sorry, but there’s laughter in my head” said Miss Kitty. “It will disappear in a day or two” said the Doc. As Doc finished his examination of Miss Kitty, Chola, Silva and Sunshine came crashing back in. “When you’re going through hell, don’t slow down” said the Doc. Chola had one hand firmly implanted into Sunshine’s hair and was yanking so hard, Doc was afraid she might just end up with a fist full of hair. “Oh I will tear off those petticoats” said Chola as she made a grab at Sunshine’s clothing.

“That’s enough!” said the Marshal as he stood in the door frame of Chola’s room. “I don’t know if it’s your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day” he said to the ladies. Silva and Chola both began to sniffle. “Oh, it’s that whole, you know, “they don’t like you” extravaganza” said Matt to the ladies. “Now, I want this fighting to STOP immediately.” “You’re all lucky Miss Kitty wasn’t seriously hurt.”

“Now I want you all to listen to me” the Marshal said. I’m going to take Miss Kitty home and I want you to find a way to get along with one another while we are gone.” “All of you have been acting worse than the town drunk.” “I have half a mind to arrest you for assaulting poor Miss Kitty.” “Matt I will never believe that…you must have heat stroke” said Miss Sunshine. “I’ll show you kidding” said the Marshal. “Festus, arrest these three and take them all to jail.” “Maybe they will learn to get along if they spend some time together.”

As Chola, Silva and Sunshine sat in different cells, they began to talk. “This wouldn’t be so bad if the Marshal was here with us, but instead he is sitting with Miss Kitty, AT HER HOUSE” said Sunshine. “There is only room in Dodge City for one of us and she clearly has to GO” She said, and I’m going to make sure that happens soon, she added. Chola and Silva sat there wondering just what Miss Sunshine had up her sleeve, but seeing as she is a rival, they too were deep in thoughts on how to get rid of each other. The rivalry was never going to end that much was certain.

NOTE: I combined both Chola’s and Sunshine’s question together to make one story – enjoy.