heres mine i read today in a bathroom stall
here i sit
so brokenhearted
tried to sh*t
but only farted
2007-03-23 19:11:04 · 2 answers · asked by es muy awesome 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mary had a little lamb. His fleece as white as snow and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one, which was against the rules. The teacher called the cops and Mary took home lamb chops.
Peter, Peter Pumkin eater had a wife and couldn't keep her... He put her in a pumkin shell and there she went straight to... Hello did you know Zebras have stripes clear down to their... Ding dong Avon calling.
Men, if you sprinkle as you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
2007-03-23 20:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ditto
2007-03-24 03:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋