anyone have a random story they want to tell?

Question

I tell a random story to my spanish teacher everyday to make her laugh. if you can't guess, im the class clown, but I need more funny, random stories to tell.

Answer 1

I have a friend who works in customer service and a customer asked her what was in our manure. So to be polite she said "Ca-ca." The customer looks confused says "what?" So then she says "Doo-doo." The customer still has a look of confusion and says "What?" So finally, at her wit's end, she says, "Cow sh*t, what the hell do you think?" Yes this is a true story she had our whole break room cracking up laughing.