On the tv show Roseanne darlene.....?

Question

recites a poem she wrote 4 school. Any 1 know where i can find the words 2 it.

Answer 1

http://www.nola.ornskoldsvik.se/pj/darlene.html

Answer 2

I like that poem too. I tryed to "pladgerize" it once and got caught. You could probably go to Netflicks.com and rent the episode if you know the season. (One of the earlier ones) That's what I would do.

Here's some of it:

"To whom it may concern,
Darlene's great with a ball,
But guy's don't watch tomboys when they're cruisin the hall.
To whom it may concern,
Darlene's work will be late,
If fell......*********
And clung to her plate.
************Too short to be quarterback, to plain to be queen.

Answer 3

Answer
Titled "To Whom it Concerns:"

To whom it concerns, Darlene's work will be late,
it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate...
To whom it concerns, my ma made me write this,
and I'm just her kid, so how could I fight this...
To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment,
maybe I'll get lucky, solitary confinement...
To whom it concerns, Darlene's great with the ball,
but guys don't watch tomboys when they're cruising the hall...
To whom it concerns, I just turned thirteen,
too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen...
To whom it concerns, I'm not made of steel,
when I get blindsided my pain is quite real...
I don't mean to squawk, but it really burns...
I just thought I'd mention it, to whom it concerns...

Answer 4

I have also asked this same question many times, and didn't receive a proper answer

Answer 5

zoebean got it - word for word!