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After I just stated for it to not be taken seriously, it was. I know that there are many women that aren't like this, but some are so it was just a look at a bunch contradictions. I know a lot of women aren't like that. chill people. Just as I said, I would post something for the ladies. I think you will like it, it is pretty funny. Here it is:
Women's humor:
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of North Carolina."
And they say blondes are dumb...
2007-03-23 17:30:53 · 2 answers · asked by Brennan Huff 5 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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2007-03-23 17:31:40 · update #1
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
2007-03-23 17:32:19 · update #2
yes, I do, it's titled "a woman's poem" just above this one that I just posted.
2007-03-23 18:01:41 · update #3