2007-03-23 17:23:58 · 19 answers · asked by arista j 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Physics
I don't know, but I found this and it's funny, LOL!
1 Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they never get the house.
2 Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You don’t know man, you weren’t there!
3 Q: How many reality TV stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, their time in the spotlight is over.
4 Q: How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, real men aren't afraid of the dark.
5 Q: One!
A: How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
6 Q: How many James Bond fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to change it, and ten to complain that the original was better!
7 Q: How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way!
8 Q: How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, one-two, one-two...
9 Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
10 Q: How many women with PMT does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: One, because it just bloody does, all right!
11 Q: How many crime writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but there will have to be a real twist at the end.
12 Q: How many art museum visitors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to say, "My four-year old could do that."
13 Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but only if you can find a word to rhyme with light bulb...
14 Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been *this* big! (Gestures with arms...) Five of us were barely enough!
15 Q: How many Mafia Men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and the other to shoot any witnesses!
16 Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change it, and one to change it back again.
17 Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn’t matter; we’re all going to die anyway!
18 Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.
19 Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.
20 Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One ... Two, and a-one two three four.
2007-03-23 17:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by Rose 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
None. If their genius's I'm sure that they could figure out a way of screwing in a light bulb without even touching it.
2007-03-23 17:26:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One to plot a time table for success, another to do a cost-benefit analysis, another to theorize how long the new lightbulb will last, another to determine its effects on global warming, another to calculate how long it would last if it was 1,000 times its current brightness, another to say how lightbulbs prove there is no God, another to invent a more energy-efficient light source in the time it takes to screw one in, another to mock the other one for failing, another to think of other things that are screwed (no, that would be the comedian, but comedians can be geniuses, can't they?), another to estimate how many lightbulbs would have lasted through the age of the dinosaurs, and one to actually screw it in. So that's one, I guess (and about a million tax-payer dollars).
2007-03-23 17:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably 10. After the sit around and debate for an hour about it; however, it would only take 1 custodian about 2 seconds to do it.
2007-03-23 17:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by lady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the event that they have not got faith in god, why might they not have faith in easy? they have not got faith god created easy. attempting to persuade others that your worldwide view is the the ultimate option one will under no circumstances artwork. in simple terms as Christians are taught that their relationship with Jesus and god is very own, so too is the determination to disclaim god. did you comprehend that Jesus did not write the bible. That the bible substitute into written over a era of 1000's of years by means of many diverse human beings, maximum of which had under no circumstances met Jesus. The bible substitute into not a e book that adjust into written to be compiled later. The Catholic church voted on what might make it into their holy e book. So, what different writings have been so undesirable that they did not make the decrease? The undesirable element approximately faith is attempting to instruct or disprove some thing. commonly, the individuals attempting to instruct that some thing exists are people who're left with the load of information. Christians have a tendency to tell atheists to instruct their isn't a god. it truly is impossible. Your data of an life can't be emotions. once you die, it truly is it. you're in simple terms ineffective. <-----it truly is a perception, of direction i will not instruct it, because of the fact i might could come returned from the ineffective to enable you comprehend. Have any of your ancestors come to bypass to you from heaven? Can they see each little thing you're doing on earth from heaven? nicely, they observed you masturbating final nighttime...it truly is gross. Your great grandfather watched you masturbate. Ezekiel 23: 19-20
2016-12-19 12:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats a genius!?
2007-03-23 17:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We genii always have bright new light bulbs turning on directly over our heads!
2016-07-26 13:06:45 · answer #7 · answered by David 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two. one male genius and one female genius. and a really really really big bulb.
2007-03-23 18:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by wentao 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIRST OF ALL THE PLURAL OF GENIUS IS GENIUSES!!! Now with that being said, it takes four...one to hold it, and three to turn the ladder....
2007-03-23 17:27:23 · answer #9 · answered by john c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None actually. Because its not surprising to find that we only use about 2-5% of our brain.
2007-03-23 17:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋