2007-03-23 16:37:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Approximately 31 minutes ago.....my oldest daughter told me to make a wish, its 11:11 p.m.
The first thing that came to mind was *I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner*
I asked her if I could tell her what I'd wished for and she said no, if you tell me, it won't come true.
I begged her to let me tell her.........she said NO.....so we started laughing and I slapped my forehead and said *Oh noooooo*....she asked what?
I said *Well since I can't tell you what I wished for....don't be surprised when you wake up in the morning and find an Oscar Mayer weiner wearing my clothes*
We laughed until we cried, it hurt soooo goooood!
2007-03-23 16:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a few minutes ago when i read this......SPRING CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY March 31, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.!
2007-03-23 16:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been way too long but boy it sure sounds like a lot of fun right now. It takes a lot for me to laugh but once I get started, I can't stop!! Great question!
2007-03-23 16:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wednesday when I was watching TV with my mom. A commercial came on for some program that guaranteed your kids would start behaving in less than 60 seconds if you used it, and I looked over and made like I was shooting a poison blow dart at her. We cracked up for like 15 minutes on that one.
2007-03-23 16:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is been a protracted, long term by way of fact i've got been able to get even a snicker out. i are turning out to be to be quite sturdy at pretending to snicker, however the final time my laughs have been actual, became while i presumed he enjoyed me too, and that i ought to easily smile for no reason ?.blondy
2016-10-01 09:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by husted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was 6 years old
2007-03-23 16:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by luh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today n almost every day! Between my 4 yr old drama queen son and my comedian hubby, we laff alot around here.
2007-03-23 16:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by •♦๑•TxRose•♦๑• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a long time
2007-03-23 16:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago, because it involved my ex-brother-in-law & I haven't talked to him for about 5-6 years.
2007-03-23 16:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a long time ago before i became cold blooded and heartless
2007-03-23 16:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by NOS4blood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋