It's bad enough that I'm stuck at home once again on a Friday night but I'm also all out of curry. Can you all spice it up a little with the CHEATING and hot subjects. This will help my boring friday night go by faster.
And quit being so frumpy and dumpy married women!
2007-03-23 15:52:05 · 11 answers · asked by Joe B 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I'm watching the NCAA tourney, sorry, not too exciting at the home front tonight. What are you up to?
2007-03-23 16:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by SillyKimmie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ahhhhh, Joe. You're boring, too.
Stuck at home, all alone, no curry. Waaaaa. Somebody call the Waaambulance!
You wanna spice it up? There's plenty of free erotica on the internet. Grab some Crisco and work out a bit and quit harassing the married women.
2007-03-24 01:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont have a cheating story lol.. but I might be able to pull something out of my head cause I just love ya... Lets see I dont know what kind of excitement you need.. So we will go with this... My husband thinks it is the best to fart under the covers and hold my head underthere, or build a tunnel with the covers from his butt to my face and let it rip.. well for 2 years I could not pay him back cause I am little and he is strong.. (sucks) so I figured I would try and do something.. One day it came to me what to do, so for 2 days I ate beans, eggs, salad.. you know all them gassy foods... we got into bed that night and we cuddled up next to each other and I was telling him how much I loved him.. and then I asked him."Baby do you think if I spit in the air I can catch it in my mouth again.." he said, "Please dont try".. I told him" Yeah I am going to do it" ... so I farted, and I knew it was going to be bad.. I made that great spit noise, and took my finger and pushed it across my lips real fast to make the air pushing noise.. at the same time I did that he grabbed the covers and pulled them over his head real fast... lmao.. So I yelled "AMBUSH"...he didnt stay under there to long.. but I do think it was the funniest thing I have ever done to anyone... and he was kinda mad at me for a few.. BUT he dont fart and cover my head anymore...
He had moved up in the world now he farts in the car and locks the window... I will get him back for this one too
2007-03-23 16:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
cleared all of the dishes away and then went up my mum's . Did' her few bits and products, accrued mutually her washing and further care of out the papers etc for re-cycling. accrued all her taking part in cards 'to submit' and popped her neighbours' taking part in cards via their doorways. Son -in-regulation picked me up and further me residing house. We had a cuppa in the previous he went to artwork on nights and that i taken care of out the grandsons for mattress. Himindoors got here residing house from bingo and we had supper. purely as properly i'm retired because of fact i might in no way slot in all my jobs and nonetheless locate yet another 8hours for artwork! each physique In mattress now, so i'm catching up on emails, then i'm going to have a cup of tea and flow to mattress. pal called in after her afternoon shift for a jiffy and we began to observe an poor programme with regard to the worst intercourse exchange medical professional I wish I had time to be bored -I wish I had time-an further 2 hours an afternoon might help
2016-10-20 08:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea well at least were married huh . you must not be so hot your self or you wouldn,t be sitting at home huh .you have to get on the internet looking for us married women to spice up your night well go find a nice book to read if you don,t like what we say here on the internet now did that spice your night up any ha ha
2007-03-23 16:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Whats the matter CHEATERS not showing tonight.Just tape it next time so you can watch it when you want a good story about cheaters.
2007-03-23 16:35:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ liz ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I knew you couldn't make it through a night without the "M" word..........dang! I'm gonna report you!!!! They are boring, that is why they are on Marriage and DIVORCE Yahoo Answers......Hellloooooooooo
2007-03-23 15:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by abc 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You really like to get um going don't you?
2007-03-23 17:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by Trisha 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if your stuck where is your wife?and yes men are cheaters some anyway
2007-03-23 16:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgranny06 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yeah well what ya gona do *sigh*
2007-03-23 15:56:14 · answer #10 · answered by oldman 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋