I promised myself to stop after the first joke, but this one just popped into my head:
Angus McDonald never ironed his clothes. His brothers, as a result, were known as "Rumpled-Kilt's" kin.
I'll keep my day job, but did it make you chuckle just a bit?
2007-03-23 15:52:03 · 6 answers · asked by Stewart 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Laugh laugh snort snort -- oops milk just came out of my nose. You're killing me here. Pax - C.
2007-03-23 15:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A knife in the gut to anyone who has ever picked up a book. Well, perhaps not that bad. Keep it up, I'm sure you're amusing some bored college professor somewhere!
2007-03-23 20:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know his cousins. Ben Dover + Phil McCavity!
He's got other relations too!
Patrick FitzJohn
John FitzPatrick
2007-03-23 16:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how bout this one When ur having a bad day remember you could be a siamese twin stuck to ur gay brother who has a date tonight and you ony have 1 a$$hole
2007-03-23 16:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by undercovernudist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope your day job is not picking pockets.
http://www.infoplease.com/dictionary/brewers/pun-pickpocket.html
Actually I've seen worse. Half a point for effort, another half a point for sheer gall in thrusting it upon us.
2007-03-24 00:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty fuuny LOL.
2007-03-24 03:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by Can music save your mortal soul? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋