i am really lonely my best friend is a bottle lotion
2007-03-23 15:12:53 · 13 answers · asked by somebody254 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
bottled lotion...ROCKS!!
HOW COME BOTTLED LOTIONS DON'T LIKE ME???
You get all the good stuff, bud.
You don't know how lucky you are!
2007-03-23 15:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by Justine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, as to why women don't like you, think about yourself and be honest. Are you a good-looking guy? That's one of the things that women first take notice about. If they decide you're hot enough, they'll take an interest and try to make a move or lure you into making one. Appearance is an important first step, so if you're sloppy you'd better clean up. Also, think about your habits. If you have any habits that people tell you are wierd or disgusting, correct them. I could spend forever on this subject, but I can't type for that long, so let's move on.
Er........if the best you can do is a lotion bottle, then that's kind of sad. Getting friends is easy enough. What I mentioned about drawing women towards you should be included in this section. Think about your interests. Where would people with the same interests go? If you can think of somewhere, go there and look around for people you think you'd like to be friends with. Walk over confidently and start a topic on the intrest. If you can't think of any, try to get invovled in groups. You can make plenty of friends there.
2007-03-23 22:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by meow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking from experience, it's because you are getting things all wrong and with the lamest attitude.
a) Women don't like you because of the same thing that makes you spend time thinking about it and asking why...
b) Your best friend is not the bottle lotion... it's you. Keep on until you get sick of it, and then go out and be yourself. All you'll get is smiles and looks, but it's a start. The rest is up to you.
c) If nothing works and women still not like you because you are being yourself, then begin thinking of them as bottle lotions or your favorite hand. Chicks dig guys that treat them like objects, and that's why theyre getting it.
d) Don't tell them the last thing, you'll get a kick in the family jewels. They think their guys are sweet, sexy and sensitive, but they don't listen the locker room talk, right?
e)Oops. Did I say it aloud?
2007-03-23 22:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by Manuel L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C'mon man...your best friend is a bottle [of] lotion.
2007-03-23 23:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
perharps it's becos you are too HAIRY go get some waxing done and tha would eliminate one of the 12 steps you need to take in order to make women like you.
2007-03-23 22:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, slightly inappropriate. And dude, this is the "CELEBRITY" section, so ... wrong place?
But anyways, maybe you don't put yourself in situations where you would meet females. If you made you question more specific, it would be grand.
2007-03-23 22:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Roxi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
without specific info, how can anyone help you? i don't need to know that you go through alot of lotion to please yourself..i need to know what your personality is like etc. to tell why women don't like you
2007-03-23 22:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Queenie Peavey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't like you because you smell like the inside of 4 people's asses. Your hair is that of black prostitute and you enjoy eating sloppy joes naked. Then pouring the meat juice over you and playing naked sloppy joe Twister.
2007-03-23 22:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep practicing, they will like you one day.
2007-03-23 22:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by knowitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u seem cool i dont know y ladies arent after u
2007-03-23 22:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by Linney 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋