im looking for one for my myspace, anything random/funny/weird will work. best quote/saying gets 10 points.
2007-03-23 14:20:28 · 25 answers · asked by =] 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
- Chris Rock
*sorry if this affended anyone!
2007-03-24 06:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by sweetcherrypie_♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love just taking random lines from films and movies, for example:
"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" Cpt. Malcom Reynolds from Firefly series - which if you haven't seen it is the best sci-fi I have seen in AGES, it's truly a space western and it's a shame that it got killed by the network. That series is full of headline quotes, trust me. Things like "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" and "Up until the punching, it was a real nice party."
Clerks II - "I'm disgusted and repulsed and... I can't look away."
LIttle Miss Sunshine - "We'll let you go off the hook, but only if you never enlist in a beauty pageant in the state of California ever again." or maybe, "Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out."
You can also go to IMDB (www.imbd.com), they have "memorable quotes" for tons of films, so if there's that one line you thought was funny but can't QUITE remember you can try looking it up.
2007-03-23 21:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Fed_UP_with_work. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked the right person! "Mountain dew is like money, you can never have toomuch! Heck, its even the same color!", "Tell a lie and your life become a living hell with a down marry mother and an absent father!" "Re-electing bush is like raising a retarted baby." "Oh, look, I have a bigger gun and now you have a dot on your forehead just like me! Picture this, we are going quail hunting, I am the vice presidant and you are my best friend!" "I don't see color, I know I am white because people tell me all the time that I am white and I beleive them because I think Brack Obama is black!"
2007-03-23 21:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I need something like that I look up "funny bumper stickers' in an internet search and find loads of them. I would give you one, but if you search yourself, you'll find a bunch that may suit you better.
2007-03-23 21:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
go ahead keep talkin about me ur making me famous
when life gives u lemons squeeze them in ppls faces!
i love u like a fat kid loves cake
lol those are some e mail me if u want i`ll get u some more
2007-03-23 21:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When life gives you homework yell back: "why couldn'y u give lemons"
Walk a Mile in another person's shoe by then who cares? hes a mile away and you have his shoes!
2007-03-23 21:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by A Randome Person 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A witty quote proves nothing -Voltaire-
2007-03-23 21:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by the_great_offender 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly,” Sam Keen
2)"if you can imagine it, you can achieve it
if you can dream it ,you can become it,"william author ward
2007-03-23 21:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel more like I do now than I did when I first got here.
2007-03-23 21:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by dwforce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's some
"Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important you have someone you can trust, someone who makes you laugh, and someone who you know, turns you on. And it's very important that these threee people don't know each other. "
"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes!"
2007-03-23 21:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by alexis.=) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋