and my dogs belly is in the shape of my wife and kids.
What should I do?
2007-03-23 14:10:11 · 11 answers · asked by 10 Point Shoe-In 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Have a beer, relax, Its finally quite
2007-03-23 14:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by cementshroom13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yell into the dog's mouth:
"Hey Edith, get me a beer!"
If there's not a beer in front of you in 30 seconds, it's hopeless. You'll have to have the dog euthanized.
Poor doggy.
2007-03-23 14:29:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop doing drugs.
If your dog tells you to do anything, for God's sake, ignore him! (Son of Sam...)
What kind of dog is it?
You are possibly having a delusion. Relax. Have a nap. Maybe you're sleep deprived. Perhaps you need medication. See your doctor if symptoms persist...
Good luck...
2007-03-23 14:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by amp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call that hunter that saved little red riding hood.
2007-03-23 14:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by Julian 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take him for a walk and see what comes out.
2007-03-23 14:17:44 · answer #5 · answered by florida_sassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him out to go to the bathroom, maybe?
2007-03-23 14:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a bunch of laxatives.
2007-03-23 14:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by :) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cut that b*tch open and get them out. Ha Ha, funny dude.
2007-03-23 16:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave it be; dogs will be dogs.
2007-03-23 14:22:51 · answer #9 · answered by cstravagante 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn him upside-down and shake him until they pop out.
God Bless!!
2007-03-23 14:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by didthegrasssing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋