save the trees wipe your *** with an owl
2007-03-23 13:32:31
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answered by Anonymous
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a customer came into the kebab shop where i work with 'I'm smiling because they haven't found the body yet'
i had a jiffy flavoured condoms for tasteful sex t-shirt with the full instructions written on the back. i wore it when i was pregnant and there was a group of men standing by me. one of them shouted at the top of his voice that i was great advert for durex if that how jiffy users end up
2007-03-23 13:47:13
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answered by val f1 nutter 7
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I saw a t-shirt on a girl in town that had 2 big capital 'i's on the front, one on each bre*st. The caption read
'dont i have lovely big eye's'
She certainlt did :)
(but dont tell anyone i was looking)
2007-03-23 13:40:32
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answer #3
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answered by trickyrick32 4
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My young God-son has a bright red t-shirt on the front it says " Watch out here comes trouble" on the back it says " I did warn you"
2007-03-23 13:55:17
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answered by Social Science Lady 7
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the best one i have seen was a stag night with a group of lads with one letter on there shirt but when they sat down it spelt the stags name, by the end of the night i think they were dyslexia lol all over the place
2007-03-23 13:36:24
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answered by leslie c 4
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Not best quote, just a funny one: You just wasted 5 seconds
2007-03-23 13:36:09
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answered by untilyoucamealong04 3
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My daughter has one that reads.
Your mouth keeps moving
But all I hear is
BLAH BLAH BLAH
I think the most memorable one to remember is the one in the film Forrest Gump
SH*T HAPPENS
2007-03-23 13:33:55
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answered by lazybird2006 6
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Love Sucks
True Love Swallows
Truer words were never spoken.
2007-03-23 17:26:53
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answered by Jay (cynical) 7
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Hanes
2007-03-23 13:30:21
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answered by Anonymous
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My favourite is "If we're not meant to eat animals why are they made of meat?" or my bf got one on holidays with "Viagra, erecting people" in the nokia font. Both good!
2007-03-23 13:40:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Wanna Play Circus??? is mine,
plus
Mustache Rides Free
and
What, Me Worry?
2007-03-23 13:34:25
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answered by Anonymous
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