Okay, I want someone to cheer me up...can you help? Jus tell me an embarrassing, romantic, or funny story. Be creative! It doesn't have to be real, it can be made up, I just want to hear them!! Which ever one gets me in the best mood will get best answer. Thanks! I look forward to seeing them. (They can be anything as long as they ARE NOT nasty stories please.)
2007-03-23 13:10:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Ohh I have one !!! There was one time when I was out in the jungle and I saw a baby gorilla all by himself and I was looking around for his parents and then out of nowhere three lions ran up and started harassing the baby. Well, in my courageous heart, I knew that I could not see this little gorilla get hurt, so I jumped in the midst of the growling lions and snatched the little guy. And then I ran as fast as I could!!! and the lions chased me all the way back to my village! But fortunately for me all the warriors came out and fought the lions and both the gorilla and I were saved. Now I own an apartment with my gorilla in the city and we get along just great!
2007-03-23 13:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Revelation S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok so once my friend and i were walking down the road getting money for walking dogs and we went to a house that we knew had a dog. we rang the doorbell and waited for about 2 minutes before we walked away, but then i got the brillant idea to ring the doorbell "50 million" times because nobody was home. well as it turned out, somebody was home and the dog "had a broken leg" and the next day my friend saw it running around her neighbors's front yard.
2007-03-23 20:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well to me this is funny my cousins were spending the night and I am funny and joking around with them and we were eating dinner and my sister scared me and I go choked and I said I'm choking on fear I was cracking up after I took a drink of my pop.
2007-03-23 21:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Allison♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very unkept and dirty woman walks into a downtown bar
carrying a duck under her arm--- sits down and orders a drink
while mixing the drink -- the bartender says in fairly loud voice
"what do you mean-- bringing a pig like this into My bar ??
to which the woman replied--- I beg your pardon, sir-- but this is NOT a pig !! To which the bartender replied--- "I was talking to the duck !!!"
2007-03-23 20:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one time I got really drunk and met an electric fence at least three times in one night. I don't remember it but my friends thought it was pretty funny!
2007-03-23 20:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by Bernard W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This might not be funny to everyone but one time my teacher asked so "this test is very important to you right?" then my friends like no! out loud. I think it was kinda funny because its so random.
2007-03-23 20:14:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
late time i was at the mall some one blow a fart, also i herd him say to his friend oh shot, i jest carped my pants. and he didn,t have a nother pair of underwear. it was true he stood up, it went down his pants, some of it was trail of crap.
2007-03-23 20:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by i,m here if you need to talk. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a princess love story should do right with um cats?
2007-03-23 21:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
monkey see, monkey do, monkey always influence the other monkey when monkey do, the monkey see, than do now cheer me up
2007-03-23 20:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by Steven W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-23 20:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by . 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋