2007-03-23 11:08:47 · 11 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Stand on top of Trump Towers buck naked, marching in place, and pumping a large American flag majorette style, while huge speakers pump out Kate Smith's version of "God Bless America". Is that so much to ask?
2007-03-25 10:27:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leak those videos of you freak dancing for a group of elderly German tourists to Youtube then say it was all due to your alcohol problem, spend a few weeks in a ritzy Palm Beach rehab center memorizing a speech about world peace and the children of Darfur and pay a little girl in the Miss USA audience to break down crying when you are on stage.
2007-03-23 18:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you think Rosie O'Donnell
is a dis-proportioned foul-mouthed beetch.
Then convince him that his ideas are fresh
and innovative, his suits are hip, and his helmet,
I mean hair, is a very flattering and courageous personal statement. If you need more, you could always beg him to allow you to toot his Trumpet.
2007-03-24 01:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get drunk and make out with Miss Teen USA.
2007-03-24 00:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That, my friend, would be called a Hard Sell.
2007-03-23 18:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(I love Omni's answer!)
I would get drunk in front of the media and cry and apologize the next day.
2007-03-23 18:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him do an animal version.
2007-03-23 18:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by Miss T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him his hair doesn't look at all ridiculous.
2007-03-23 18:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get all monica lewinsky with him
2007-03-23 18:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
have "Trump T1ts" tattooed across your chest... ;-)
2007-03-24 02:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋