2007-03-23 10:11:16 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sadly, yes. There was this one time Uncle Targa caught me kneading Aunt Kitanka's blubber as if I'd never experienced such succulent, greasy ecstasy before in my life. It didn't help that Aunt Kitanka was sanding off a bunion and moaning from the pain on her elbow...where the bunion was.
After that incident, I wasn't invited to family reunions for a few years, but eventually I warmed their hearts again with my insistent gifts of ptarmigan dropping stew and sno cones.
2007-03-23 14:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better Question: Ever have a hard time getting the Eskimo's wife to forgive your for saying she has "blubber" ?
2007-03-23 17:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by JustJen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assume you are talking about her whale blubber.
In that case, there is nothing to forgive. Then there is seal blubber....same deal.
If you wanted to squeeze her blubber, she would probably go blubbering to hubby in which case he might put you on an ice floe and mimic a polar bear call.....lol
2007-03-23 19:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen a HOT eskimoe chick?
2007-03-24 02:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ben R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told him that I thought she was a beached whale and then offered him some of my whiskey. I thought I'd gotten away with it until he smoked my herringbone blazer and filled my mukluks with rocks.
2007-03-24 01:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, no sense of humour those eskimos, but our relationship grew cold.
2007-03-23 17:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, he understood I was only trying to conserve my body heat.
2007-03-23 17:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he forgave me right after I massaged his.
2007-03-23 17:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No problem there but don't get caught chewiing the fat.
2007-03-23 17:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not squeeze...I only rubbed noses with her.....
2007-03-23 17:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by Einstein 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋