Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves further.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
his hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote.
2007-03-23 10:10:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Im - my husband is the Marine & your concern with my personal life is totally unnecessary - thanks for the concern.
2007-03-23 10:20:27 · update #1
floating , lmao!
2007-03-23 10:48:01 · update #2
I got one...
A man walks up to his wife in bed and extends his open hand with two aspirin in it. He holds a glass of water in the other.
Wife: What's that for? I don't have a headache.
Husband: Good, now that we got that out of the way...
2007-03-23 10:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by floatingbloatedcorpse 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Awesome!
You get a star for that one. I'm just thankful I always know where my remote is. I'm divorced over 20 years now. I love being divorced, it's almost like being born again but that's just me. I say more power to those that can make it work.
2007-03-23 11:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin A 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-15 07:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by livesay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
Why is 69 better than driving on the highway in the fog?
You can see the a$$hole in front of you.
2007-03-23 10:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but I can't imagine a man trading an opportunity at sex for television!
2007-03-23 10:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by panthrchic 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol, sounds like it's time for her to look at the menu option.
2007-03-23 10:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by Whootziedude 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
5 points well spent.
2007-03-23 10:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. . . . .Surely a poor example of a man who even for one second, allows the REMOTE to elude his attention !!!!
2007-03-23 10:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
thnx
2007-03-23 10:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
are you very nostalgic for sex because you cant have sex in the marines or you just can't get any?
2007-03-23 10:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by PROUD TO BE A LIBERAL TEEN! 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋