make me laugh!?

i was working and a person came up to me and said (can you help me out!) i said (which way did you come in). use it when the opportunity comes up.

2007-03-23 10:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall sayi= ng:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know= what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too biza= rre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,=
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who ke= eps answering all my questions!

2007-03-23 10:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ĴỤiiČ¥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"

And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

2007-03-23 10:17:58 · answer #3 · answered by Chica Loca 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋

This pirate walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants! The bartender says: "Hey, Mr. Pirate, did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate responds "ARRRRR, It's driving me nuts!"

2007-03-23 10:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

2007-03-23 10:17:27 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Boy: "Daddy whats that wrinkly thing on grandma?"
Dad: "Grandpa"

2007-03-23 10:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

LOOK IN THE MIRROR

2007-03-23 10:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Me: "Knock-Knock"
You:.....

Me: "hello,.... well I can see this in not going to work if you don't answer me!"

2007-03-23 10:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by JustJen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

boo!

2007-03-23 10:14:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

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