thanks.
2007-03-23 09:42:24 · 10 answers · asked by greentea 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"
2007-03-23 09:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by Faith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I showed my 5 year old how to freak her 13 yr old sis out I cut me some bangs and my hair was very long so I told my 5 year old I was like let's trick sis so I had her put my hair on her head and told her to go and scream "your driving me crazy" and pull the hair off she did and my oldest daughter started screaming "mom mom em pulled her hair out" it was funny to me and my lil girl.
2007-03-23 16:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by fluttergirl2004 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's 20 bucks do buy yourself a drink and get hammered and forget about feeling bad.
2007-03-23 16:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm let me think...â¥ok will this do?
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
2007-03-23 16:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by just peachy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't tell you, but there's a book called the blue day book you should buy. it makes me smile every time.
2007-03-23 16:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by Alexis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a candle lit near the bed and my hair caught on fire during sex! This is true.
2007-03-23 16:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today is Friday
Spring is here
Easter is on its way
Then summer and the beach
what more could you want?
2007-03-23 16:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Ima Stressed Out 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its Friday and almost time to go home...hope you have a good weekend!
2007-03-23 16:51:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love drinking green tea, GREEN TEA! :)
2007-03-23 16:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by The French Connection 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE YOU!!!
2007-03-23 16:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by A. RMZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋