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anything. true stories are better.

2007-03-23 08:46:22 · 16 answers · asked by Eve 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I can't stand the feel of a wet shower curtain touching my nekkid skin.

2007-03-23 08:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by True Dat 4 · 3 0

The Pastacy of Quite Instance
Based on a True Story
By 51 Cent




Once there was a cherry pie

My teacher ate the cherry pie.

The End

2007-03-23 15:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by Pancake Man 4 · 1 0

Digging a huge hole in the sand at the beach in Half Moon Bay- over 6 ft deep and wide enough for a few people. Becomes a shelter from onlookers. Imagine the possibilities. Just getting in the hole and back out becomes the hard part. Quite funny.

2007-03-23 15:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Siriusly Hermione 2 · 1 0

No kid should have to go through this.......
Read and thank God that u dont have a life like his. no child has the right to go through this pain...

> > My name is Chris
> >
> >I am three,
> >
> >My eyes are swollen
> >
> >I cannot see,
> >
> >I must be stupid
> >
> >I must be bad,
> >
> >What else could have made
> >
> >My daddy so mad?
> >
> >I wish I were better
> >
> >I wish I weren't ugly,
> >
> >Then maybe my mommy
> >
> >Would still want to hug me.
> >
> >I cant do a wrong
> >
> >I cant speak at all
> >
> >Or else im locked up
> >
> >All day long.
> >
> >When im awake im all alone
> >
> >The house is dark
> >
> >My folks arent home
> >
> >When my mommy does come home
> >
> >I'll try and be nice,
> >
> >So maybe ill just get
> >
> >One whipping tonight.
> >
> >I just heard a car
> >
> >My daddy is back
> >
> >From Chariles bar.
> >
> >I hear him curse
> >
> >My name is called
> >
> >I press myself
> >
> >Against the wall
> >
> >I try to hide
> >
> >From his evil eyes
> >
> >Im so afraid now
> >
> >I'm starting to cry
> >
> >He finds me weeping
> >
> >Calls me ugly words,
> >
> >He says its my fault
> >
> >He suffers at work.
> >
> >He slaps and hits me
> >
> >And yells at me more,
> >
> >I finally get free
> >
> >And run to the door
> >
> >Hes already locked it
> >
> >And i start to bawl,
> >
> >He takes me and throws me
> >
> >Against the hard wall
> >
> >I fall to the floor
> >
> >With my bones nearly broken,
> >
> >And my daddy continues
> >
> >With more bad words spoken,
> >
> >"Im sorry!", I scream
> >
> >But its now much to late
> >
> >His face has been twisted
> >
> >Into a unimaginable shape
> >
> >The hurt and the pain
> >
> >Again and again
> >
> >O please God, have mercy!
> >
> >O please let it end!
> >
> >And he finally stops
> >
> >And heads for the door
> >
> >While i lay there motionless
> >
> >Sprawled on the floor
> >
> >My name is Chris
> >
> >I am three,
> >
> >Tonight my daddy
> >
> >Murdered me
> >
> >And you can help
> >
> >Sickens me to the soul,
> >
> >And if you read this
> >
> >and dont pass it on
> >
> >I pray for your forgivness
> >
> >
> >Because you would have to be
> >
> >One heartless person
> >
> >To not be effected
> >
> >By this Poem
> >
> >And because u r effected,
> >
> >Do something about it!
> >
> >So all i ask you to do
> >
> >Is pass this on!
> >
> >IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
> >
> >PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!
no kid deserves this, and u can help.

2007-03-23 15:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

i need to go to the store and get ink for my deskjet F380. i scanned and printed like a mad woman when i got it. lol also kids and i are suppose to get a xbox360 from a special offer i got after doing a survey. hmmm oh and i'm upset because i have a warranty on my cell phone but i have to turn the broken one in and i thought i'd get a replacement. nooo they are sending it in to get fixed! what kind of nonsense is that!? my daughters sun burn is healing. dont use cheap sunscreen. my dwarf hamster is staring at me, the cutie pie.

is that what you meant by random.....

2007-03-23 15:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Random.. hmmm....I went to Ontario for a week..wasted $2,000 and I came back a week.
I'm gettin ready for tonight, although I think I'm gonna be stood up.. I hope not though..cause I wanna get ...ahhh!!!

2007-03-23 15:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dim something as integer
dim stories as boolean

randomize()
something = (6 * rnd() + 1)

if something > 3 then
stories = true
else
stories = false
end if


Good enough?

2007-03-23 15:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by BDZot 6 · 1 0

The word "hinky" was derived in the 1950s and means "suspect" or "dishonorable."

2007-03-23 15:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Leia 4 · 1 0

I'm still puking blood after getting kicked in the kidneys : )

2007-03-23 15:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

something random?
anything. true stories are better.

2007-03-23 15:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by I♥pix 4 · 0 3

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