2007-03-23 07:58:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that sacred ability is only given to flamingos once they have learned the secret that tony danza is actually a large semi-cancerous growth on the back of mr. rossmeyer, my shoe polish eating coach. im training for the olympics, and i hope that shoe polish eating will soon be officially recognized in my lifetime, which i fear will soon end, on account of the shoe polish eating. just stuff the barbed wire in them now, and tell the secret tomorrow, that way the mustaches will be unholy, and then bruce vilanche will bless them with his sweat glands
2007-03-23 08:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3
2007-03-23 15:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by sweet pea 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA!
A trick question!
Flamingos can't grow mustaches. It's the eyebrows that grow in when they eat barbed wire.
2007-03-23 15:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by lunatic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3-5 depending on the weight of the flamingo.
2007-03-23 15:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by " 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8-10,depends on the size of the flamingo and the density of the mustache you want them to have.
2007-03-23 15:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously a trick question; everyone knows you feed flamingos barbed wire to have them grow beards.
2007-03-23 15:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by wizjp 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
At least five, but I would say go with eight or more just to be safe.
2007-03-23 16:57:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Light blue... with onions!
2007-03-23 15:01:54 · answer #8 · answered by nezedgar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take them to a BARBer shop, they can help you there.
2007-03-23 15:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
snore
2007-03-23 15:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Tom J 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋