I suspect he was trying to lure the curds of the elder orange wine out of my elbows with his words...
2007-03-23 07:57:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This pervert has been lusting in his heart for decades. I suspect the pressures of being around so many comely pages and hirsute Attorneys General finally caused a libidinal overload and your elbows happened to be the sexiest thing in the room at the time of your molestation.
To prevent like incidents in the future you may want to carry a picture of Kathy Griffith on a lanyard around your neck.
2007-03-23 10:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy, the impersonator, is a nice man but he doesn't see so well. He was trying to talk to your belly button, because he believed it was the seat of your limp-dic system. He didn't know that your big toes are really the transceivers and spore receptors.
2007-03-24 17:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it got something to do with the whole peanut farmer thing, and he thought your elbows would be really sexy smashing peanuts, people are turned on by some wierd stuff.
2007-03-23 15:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by doc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He thought your elbows communicated with your brain, he did that to me too, but instead of my elbows, the silly man spoke to my...you know what.
2007-03-23 15:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by markos m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats weird
they should be sitting on your face eating AAA batteries, perhaps you have fed them too many batteries...i know what youre thinking, thats unpossible!
heres the thing, though, many impersonators have been known to get their battery acid from orphan blood, this is highly illegal, because orphan blood is to be used for sacrifices to my yo-yo coach, mr. peterson.
so heres what you do: get yourself a bat, put ONE rusty nail on it, and start wailing on your jimmy's and i DO mean the ones between your legs. then KINDLY ask the other jimmy's to stop.
2007-03-23 15:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To be bluntly frank, I think your elbows started the whole thing with their provoking attitude.
2007-03-23 15:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It all hinges on what they share with your Joint chiefs of staff, who are currently on a bender. Knobs.
2007-03-23 15:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
has he ever harassed your rectum???
2007-03-23 15:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by psycho_mistress 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
....maybe he was high? :/
2007-03-23 15:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by GleN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋