(Okay...here's the deal...Sunshine(me)Chola(Manure girl) and Hi Ho Silva Away, are all after Matt Dillon,U.S Marshal. We have all written stories about him. Read our Q's and A's and you will get a real chuckle. One thing...Sunshine REALLY loves him,damn it. These two chicks PLUS Miss Kitty have GOT to GO!!!)
1. If you touch him again, I may have to kill you!
2. Doc shook his head.......Matt, WHERE do you find the stamina?
3. When was the last time you had a bubble bath?
4. STOP giving him that "come hither" look.
5. OMG.......she locked me in the closet......HELP!!!!
6. Matt has eyes ONLY for dear,sweet little Miss Sunshine......
SO BACK OFF *****!!
2007-03-23 07:20:40 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
“Matt has eyes ONLY for dear, sweet little Miss Sunshine…SO BACK OFF ****!!”, Miss Sunshine growled at Silva and Chola. “I’m telling you right now, if you touch him again, I may have to kill you” she continued. Miss Kitty is finally out of the picture, at least temporarily, because she left town to go to visit family, and now I have to put up with the antics of these two, Miss Sunshine pondered. Life sure wasn’t fair when it came to love. For quite awhile, the only person who was interested in the Marshal was Miss Kitty. However, that all changed when Miss Sunshine came to town. Then it changed again when Chola and Silva caught sight of him. With all of these women running after the Marshal, one would wonder why he was still available.
Matt and Doc, continued to sit at one of the tables at the saloon and just watched the women verbally fight. Doc shook his head…”Matt, WHERE do you find the stamina?” he asked. “To tell the truth Doc, it’s beginning to wear me out.” At first it was flattering, but now Miss Sunshine is getting mighty brazen and I’m getting a little concerned that she might actually hurt someone, me especially.” “You do remember just the other day she threatened to castrate me.” Just then, their attention was again drawn to the fighting trio, because someone had thrown a drink across the room.
“OKAY, that’s enough said the barkeep.” “I want you three out of here until you learn to get along together.” Chola and Silva, being saloon dancers, headed up the stairs to their rooms. Miss Sunshine, apparently not finished with her fight, followed them into Silva’s room. “I’m telling you both, to STOP giving him that “Come hither” look” said Miss Sunshine. “With all of the available men in Dodge, why you both had to set your claws on Matt, I’ll never know” Miss Sunshine said. “Why don’t you flirt with Festus or Quint and leave the Marshal to a real woman?”
No sooner had the words escaped her mouth, when the two younger women reached out and pushed Miss Sunshine into the waiting bath that was set up in the room. “When was the last time you had a bubble bath?” asked Chola. “Hopefully the water is cool enough to turn off the fire of desire that you have for the Marshall” said Silva. Miss Sunshine was stunned, soaked and smoking. These two hussies were NOT going to come between her and the Marshal. She sloshed here way out of the tub and made a grabbed for Chola. Silva, seeing what was happened, was quick enough to open the closet door and pushed Miss Sunshine into the opened closet, then shut and locked the door behind her.
Through the door, Miss Sunshine could hear the other two laughing as they exited the room. “OMG….she locked me in the closet…HELP” cried Miss Sunshine, but no one was around to hear her. Meanwhile, Chola and Silva had joined the others in the saloon. Matt immediately noticed that Miss Sunshine was missing and asked what had happened to her. “She’s cooling off a bit in my closet” chuckled Silva.
Silva and Chola would have liked to continue to flirt with the Marshal, but they needed to go on stage and perform. As they left, Matt put down his beer and told Doc that he better go free Miss Sunshine.
When he entered the room, he didn’t hear anything coming from the closet. “Sunshine, are you in here” he called out. He didn’t get a response. He walked over to the closet and found that the door was indeed locked. Slowly, he turned the key and the door opened. There slumped on the floor, sound asleep, was the soaking wet Miss Sunshine. Matt stood there for a moment and watched her. She sure was pretty and peaceful. He finally reached over and lifted her from the closet floor and carried her to the bed. Gently, he laid her down and covered her with the blankets. He then bent down and kissed her on the forehead, and left the room. He knew better than to be there when she woke up, as she would certainly be madder then a cat caught in a trap.
2007-03-23 12:39:41 · answer #1 · answered by marilynn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sunshine if you touch him again, I may have to kill you laughs Miss kitty. Mat went to the doctors office and the Doc shook his head.... Mat, where do you find the stamina? to be with Miss Kitty.Mat goes home to find Miss Kittty there and she asks When was the last time you had a bubble bath giving him the come hither look. Sunshine then flies off in a panic knowing something has happened to her beloved she enters the room and she yell's Matt and he says OMG..... She locked me in the closet..... Help!!!! Matt has eyes ONLY for dear, sweet little Miss Sunshine....So BACK OFF ****!
2007-03-23 07:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The day started off the same for Matt. He went downstairs and shook his magic eight ball and it said "When was the last time you had a bubble bath?". Furious at the 8-ball he went on yahoo answers and asked for a way to free the world of 8-balls. Noticing that Matt had 2 balls of his own he ran to the doctors wearing nothing but a man thong. The doctor open the door to his cave and let him in. Doc shook his head "Matt, where do you find the stamina". Matt said "Its these damn balls doc" I shake them in the morning and they say mean things to me. I want to get rid of them but I dont know how. I run out of anger!" The doc reached out and grabbed his balls from him and said "These 8-balls are mighty heavy" as he turned away and started rubbing them. "I have to go doc" Matt said as he turned and left the cave.
Matt went back to Yahoo answers and saw that Rico had posted on his answer. "Rico only play with his own balls" Rico said. Taking a cue from Rico, Matt went to the mirror and started talking in the third person. Matt touched his shoulder and said "Matt has eyes only for dear sweet little Miss Sunshine" as the dog came up and bit his butt, "Back off starstarstarstar". Matt went to the closest to get his bright purple camoflage suit out when the door shut. "The dog!" Matt said "OMG... She locked me in the closet, Matt doesnt like this!"
Just then the door flew open and Miss Sunshine was yelling at the dog "Touch him again, I may have to kill you!" as she was waving around a hairdryer franticaly. The dog turned and licked it butt "Stop giving Matt the come hither look dog!". Matt turned and said "Matt likey!!" and they did it.. Their hair that is..
2007-03-23 07:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The petite elderly lady wearing not only a wrinkled brown skirt but also a shapeless brown daisy stitch-knitted sweater and sturdy orthopedic shoes with double-reinforced stitching hobbled up to a tall, lean man leaning against the wall and reading a British television guide, poked him in the elbow, and piped, "I beg your pardon, kind sir, but I seem to have lost my one-of-a-kind black onyx stallion statue." "Sherlock Holmes at your service, ma'am. A one-of-a-kind black onyx stallion statue, was it? Now what would Marshall Matt Dillon do at a time like this?" mused Sherlock, a.k.a. as the tall, lean man. "I surmise that we should investigate the place where your statue stood." The elderly woman agreed, and the two of them soon arrived at her flat, a.k.a. an apartment if you happen to be an American and REALLY know how to speak English. All of a sudden, upon seeing her large and lazy housecat lolling about on the Persian rug, the lady gave a short but not inaudible cry of amazement. "Will you look at that! I do believe my cat, Frou Frou, is definitely shaped like a one-of-a-kind black onyx statue stallion! She has gone and swallowed my statue whole, the naughty kitty!" "Why am I not surprised?!" muttered Sherlock. "House cats can never tolerate having some other creation as the center of attention. Has Frou Frou swallowed such items before?" "Well," replied the woman, "I do believe my pet chihuahua is missing as well." She turned and waggled her finger at the engorged cat. "This may prove to be your undoing, Frou Frou." "Oh, don't scold him too harshly," drawled Sherlock. "I used to eat fish and chips by the yard. In my youth I was capable of almost anything."
2016-03-29 01:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a great bundle of fun but I can't seem to focus on such a long topic..........Ok...It sucks! Sorry to put it out like that but....I could see if it was a contest but........It's too strange.
2007-03-23 07:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by Beautiful Blond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is Matt Dillion?
2007-03-23 07:24:53 · answer #6 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Are you kidding or just obsessed?
2007-03-23 07:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Old Stones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry
2007-03-23 07:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
SNORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-23 07:22:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋