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to see my in laws this weekend? I'm thinking about taking a running jump off a cliff. :/

2007-03-23 07:19:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

How about a double shot of Xanax, a bottle of Smirnoff, two Tequila Black and Colas and an Oxycontin.

2007-03-23 07:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Naw, just find a friend far away, and convince him to call with an emergency 2 minutes after they arrive. Good Luck

2007-03-23 14:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by Bek 6 · 0 0

How about an entire bottle of aspirin, getting your stomach pumped should be a sure fire way of escaping the in laws

2007-03-23 14:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by Adam G 3 · 1 0

I would just say I had diarrhea and get out of it,there's no pain in the world like dealing w/ the in laws!!

2007-03-23 14:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 1 0

Rum & Coke with some Vicodin

2007-03-23 14:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 1 0

Take a double dose of Viagra and maybe your wife will decide to stay home!

2007-03-23 14:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 · 2 0

good luck! lmao! I'd jump off the cliff!

2007-03-23 14:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Just don't mix the steroids, Red Bull and Viagra again....scared the crap out of me. No one could tell if you were coming or going!

2007-03-23 14:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by " 5 · 3 0

How bout a slip of the porch..Maybe you can get away with a broken foot instead!

2007-03-23 14:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 1 0

2 and a lot of vodka

2007-03-23 14:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by tree_hugger94 2 · 1 0

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