2007-03-23 06:31:29 · 17 answers · asked by Zak 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Get laid with a milf.
2007-03-23 06:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by Diana 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
smoke weed all day long....and then take a nap in your sisters bed. after you wake up drop 20 hits of acid and run around your town naked screaming about how the marshmallow man is chasing you. when you feel like your comin down take some shrooms and watch harru potter on a portable DVD player while eating Costco pizza in a red mini skirt. If you still feel the need to do anything else after this, then well talk.
2007-03-23 18:09:25 · answer #2 · answered by Asskick M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a job
2007-03-23 13:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by flbeachbumus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
register with the government then.....
go to a casino (if that is allowed at 18 in your state)
rent some bad movies
get a tatoo/pierced
buy tabacco (WOULDNT reccomend at all)
and that my dear is about it though.
happy birthday and HAVE FUN!!!
2007-03-23 13:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by happy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get yourself on the electoral role
2007-03-23 13:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by ben417369 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a lottery ticket.
2007-03-23 13:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by flow_mj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enlist.
2007-03-23 16:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by barefoot_always 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Party and then enlist in the military....you could be an asset to your country and a credit to your family...consider what terrorism is doing and will continue to do to the US and the rest of the world...
Iran is in a heap of trouble.....
Iran is dealing with two issues. First, Iran has captured 15 British sailors. Second, Iran has refused to cooperate with the U.N. regarding cessation of uranium enrichment.
Military confrontation may be on the horizon.
http://www.debka.com/headline.php?hid=3961
In addition to the British naval vessels at the Diego Garcia atoll in the Indian ocean, there is a multi-national force in the Persian Gulf. The British HMS Cornwall aircraft carrier strike group, the American aircraft carrier strike group Bremerton-based aircraft carrier CVN-74 John C. Stennis, the American aircraft carrier strike group USS Dwight D. Eisenhower and the French nuclear carrier Charles de Gaulle and its task force are all in close appoximation in the Persian Gulf. The USS Nimitz may also be in the Persian Gulf as it was scheduled for its WESTPAC07 deployment to replace the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower.
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/agency/navy/batgru-68.htm
More details about military options can be found here:
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/iran-strikes.htm
Iran has elicited "confessions" from the 15 British sailors they captured and may put them on trial for espionage. The penalty for espionage in Iran is death.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article1563877.ece
“If it is proven that they deliberately entered Iranian territory, they will be charged with espionage. If that is proven, they can expect a very serious penalty since according to Iranian law, espionage is one of the most serious offences.” Espionage carries a death sentence.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6493391.stm
Iran's detention of 15 Royal Navy personnel is "unjustified and wrong", Prime Minister Tony Blair has said. UK officials are waiting to be granted access to the HMS Cornwall staff, who were seized on Friday, and have not been told where the group are held.
"It simply is not true that they went into Iranian territorial waters and I hope the Iranian government understands how fundamental an issue this is for us," Mr Blair said.
"We have certainly sent the message back to them very clearly indeed. They should not be under any doubt at all about how seriously we regard this act, which is unjustified and wrong."
On March 23, 2007, U.S. and British officials said a boarding party from the frigate HMS Cornwall was seized about during a routine inspection of a merchant ship inside Iraqi territorial waters near the disputed Shatt al-Arab waterway.
The seizure of two Royal Navy inflatable boats took place just outside the mouth of the Shatt al-Arab waterway, a 125-mile channel dividing Iraq from Iran. Its name means Arab Coastline in Arabic, and Iranians call it Arvandrud - Persian for Arvand River. A 1975 treaty recognized the middle of the waterway as the border.
Iranians send arms to Iraqi extremists, including sophisticated roadside bombs. This week, two commanders of an Iraqi Shiite militia told The Associated Press in Baghdad that hundreds of Iraqi Shiites had crossed into Iran for training by the elite Quds force, a branch of Iran's Revolutionary Guard thought to have trained Hezbollah guerrillas in Lebanon.
Regarding enrichment of uranium, Iranian President Mahmaoud Ahmadinejad abruptly cancelled his appearance before the U.N. security council and in his stead, Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki Iran spoke. He indicated that Iran was willing to continue negotiations but without the precondition that uranium enrichment must be halted.
Mottaki said, "the world has two options to proceed on the nuclear issue: continued negotiations or confrontation. Choosing the path of confrontation ... will have its own consequences. "
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070325/D8O3E7J00.html
The U.N. security council unanimously voted to expand sanctions on March 24, 2007.
The new resolution 1747 calls on Iran to comply fully with all previous UN resolutions and join negotiations to reach agreement so as to restore international confidence in the peaceful nature of its nuclear program. Full transparency and cooperation with the IAEA are required. Suspension of Iran’s banned nuclear activities will elicit the parallel suspension of sanctions. The package of incentives offered Tehran last year for its cooperation remains on the table.
The full text of the draft of resolution 1747 appears at this website:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6455853.stm
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2007-03-26 01:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a job
2007-03-23 13:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Register with the draft - even though there is no draft there are still draft boards .
2007-03-23 15:52:26 · answer #10 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
sign up for the draft
2007-03-23 13:34:29 · answer #11 · answered by Todd C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋