Is this good advice to give my 8 year old nephew?
2007-03-23 06:07:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He is wise beyond his years.
2007-03-23 06:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mike Honcho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. The farting on your enemy strategy. One that has been time tested, and considered by many a general. I must admit its foolproof. As an 8 year old myself, I once devised a plan that if we were invaded by martians, that if everyone in the world, (including the ants) were to fart all at once, we might be able to repel the attack.
To this day, we have not been successfully attacked by martians.
2007-03-23 13:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by joey k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just sick. Don't teach your 8 year old nephew to be gross. He'll just become a laughing stock or a class clown. Teach him dignity and respect. A little boxing class wouldn't hurt. Violence solves a lot. Ask the President of the United States.
2007-03-23 13:10:41 · answer #3 · answered by Rothwyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good advice but not yet for an 8 years old kid
2007-03-23 13:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by zozza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farts are hilarious!! Tell him to eat lots of Beans and fart on everybody. Tell him to eat some Deviled Eggs too. :-)
2007-03-23 13:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beans have a lot fiber, and let's face it, most 8 year olds need to eat more veggies.
2007-03-23 13:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In my house it's called fart tag!
I just love being the only woman in a house filled with boys!
2007-03-23 13:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's hilarious
would work really good for eating lima beans---LOL i still don't eat them as an adult
i think your nephew would get a kick outta it
2007-03-23 13:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by Bailey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, if it is the only way to get him to eat his beans.
2007-03-23 13:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by Peace2All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to teach him the bean song....beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. You know the one, right? My Dad taught me when I was little. Mom was soooo mad!
2007-03-23 13:09:54 · answer #10 · answered by JenJen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im not sure if its good advice for a child, but its good to finally meet my kinda people lol. not most people have a sense of humor like that but hey what the hell. thats how me and my family are.
2007-03-23 13:20:35 · answer #11 · answered by shelly l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋