What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2007-03-23 05:53:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No offence to all the women out there. To be taken in a lighter manner.
2007-03-23 05:54:40 · update #1
hahaha, that was pretty good actually! nice work
2007-03-23 05:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by xoxo_sexy_biatch_xoxo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as I hate to admit it, yeah that's pretty much it. Especially the shoe thing.
2007-03-23 05:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by ketchikan_chick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever.. th eonly thing i agree with is the shoes part... and i never want to turn the lights off.
2007-03-23 06:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL So true.....well most of it. But I usually say what I mean, that way I get what I want faster.
2007-03-23 06:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by Lexy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY! My favorite was 'I heard a noise' I am guilty of that, but I admit it.
2007-03-23 05:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So? And whats your point? It IS a womans prerogative to change their minds.....learn it, live it, LOVE it.......thats LIFE!!
Lmao!!
2007-03-23 05:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....this is pretty accurate!! and funny! I'm emailing this to my hubby, he'll get a kick out of it! =)
2007-03-23 05:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Incognito 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! my hubby says he'll never understand me, I told him " that is okay honey, I am a women you men were not meant to understand me" .
2007-03-23 05:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by Fenway♥George 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing-but I always say what I mean.
2007-03-23 06:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Rayne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes....Thank You...now where are we?.,....ah the question....ummm wheres the ques...tion?....
but you made me smile dude...^_____^
2007-03-23 08:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by 分類される 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋