2007-03-23 05:49:32 · 10 answers · asked by SadToday22 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1.Asthma...It's not just for Breakfast anymore!
2.Congestion: You may THINK it's funny, but it's SNOT!
3.Don't SMEAR my CPAP!
4.Hey! Nice LUNGS!
5.CANCER: It's not just an Astrological Sign!
6.If I told you I had ASTHMA, would you give me Mouth-to-Mouth?
7.I said "Nice Alveoli" not "Nice Areola"!
8.How would you like to take a look at my sputum?
9.My Lungs are alive with the sound of Breathing!
10. I forgot my car keys again! Good thing Breathing's Involuntary!
11.The best sputum samples contain very little saliva, as this contaminates the sample with oral bacteria. (Sorry, I was reading my Medical book again!!!)
12. Practice Safe Breathing. Use a Diaphragm!
13. Why so Blue? Trouble Breathing?
14. Bill Clinton didn't inhale. Asthma Problems?
15. I'm not Catholic, I'm a member of the American Lung Association!
16. Why did the Lungs force the Alveoli to get married? They thought it was wrong to have "Pre-Marital Sacs"!
17. Avian Influenza - It's for the Birds!
18. I'm with Stupid! (How'd THIS get in here?)
19. You don't have to be a Farmer to get Hypersensitivity Pneumonitis!
20. Seen on a T-Shirt in Tampa Bay, Florida) "I got TB in TB, and all I got was this LOUSY T-Shirt!"
21. Pneumonia is NOT a cleaning fluid!
22. Mesothelioma - THE MUSICAL!
23. I like company. I'm glad I brought you a-lung!
2007-03-23 05:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by bpgveg14 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Got Phlegm?
2007-03-23 05:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by Jen F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I take your breath away?
I inhale.
In with anger, out with love.
Just breathe.
I'm into heavy breathing.
Heavy breather.
Airhead.
Nice lungs.
the chemical symbol for oxygen (which I don't know how to do on computer)
2007-03-23 05:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by pat z 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the respiratory students at my campus wear t-shirts that say Got Snot?
2007-03-23 05:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I make people breath heavy.
in large letters "Deeper, Deeper, Deeper"
in smaller letters "Deep breathing is good for the lungs."
Asthma, it takes your breath away.
2007-03-23 05:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by justweird_sodeal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I enjoy breathing heavy.
2007-03-23 05:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm into heavy breathing.
2007-03-23 05:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If God meant for us to smoke he would of put our noses on upside down, like smoke stacks! ♥
2007-03-23 05:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by just peachy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gag me with a smog....smog being slang for cigarette..
2007-03-23 05:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
REDUCE CO2 EMISSIONS - QUIT BREATHING
2007-03-23 10:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by venitian_glass 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋