2007-03-23 05:30:07 · 68 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
SHOPPING HABITS
2007-03-23 05:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. Eating Out 1
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy
2. Eating Out 2
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20.00 even though it’s only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3. Money
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t need.
4. Bathrooms
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothpaste, a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
5. Arguments
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
6. Cats
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
7. Future
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
8. Success
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9. Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
10. Dressing Up
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
11. Natural
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
12. Offspring
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
2007-03-31 03:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by thtguy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the way we think about things. men consider the self first, women tend to think of others alonside their unilateral decisions.
men are chaotic and disordered, women ordered and they use a linear logic...a..b..c men ten to discard ab&c jumping straight to JK&L generally because they know it works...
women cant comprehend our male logic, and we cannot understand women...and thats the way its supposed to be, together we are a formidable team... anlone we are isolated and become insular.. closely follwed by stand-offish and arrogant, or ignorant and snooty...
im 50, and ive noticed that within couples who stay the course as it were, opposites attract.. my wife of 25years and i have not a lot in common, we dont like the same music/films/books/she reads the guardian, i read the times... politically shes near mother theresa, (and im a socialist)
but it allows us to talk and debate our corner... which allows us insight into differing standpoints...
neither of us pretend to have all the answers, but we discuss the problems effecting our daily lives, and the impact of these issues on those around us... and together we wil come to a workable compromise...
without this difference, we would just listen to majority and ignore the minorities... and the side effects.
2007-03-23 05:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say the way men and women think. Men are problem solvers, and don't tend to be as sensitive as women. Women read into things that usually don't mean what they think they do. Just stuff like that.
2007-03-23 05:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apart from women's ability to do more than 4 things at once, women are also able to think laterally while men seem only to be able to think from a to b and then stop !
2007-03-29 02:48:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most men will make love with just about any women when opportunity arises. Most women would only give themselves willingly to the men they love.
2007-03-28 02:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by MoiMoii 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely answer must be, the female species have greater memory for gossip and the likes, otherwise (Not includ obvious) not a lot.
2007-03-23 06:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men get into relationships in hopes that women never change, but they do. Women get into relationships in hopes of changing the men, but they don't.
2007-03-23 05:35:21 · answer #8 · answered by Sunshine 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
men think about self a lot. women do too, but most of the time they look out for themselves and the people they love / people around them
2007-03-30 03:44:14 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men interpret situations by telling you what they think about it. Women will tell you how the feel about something. The sooner you understand fact about the opposite sex the happier you both will be!
2007-03-23 05:34:39 · answer #10 · answered by marah p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men are from Mars women from Venus lol.
2007-03-23 05:33:38 · answer #11 · answered by jlb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋