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I keep thinking of the Geico commercials. But those cave men seem to be more evolved than Bush. They are better spoken at least.

2007-03-23 04:40:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

13 answers

A reading specialist/special ed teacher. It's likely Bush is a dyslexic. His mom drilled him with flash cards for 3 hours a night for several years to teach him to read. He wears an earpiece during press conferences and answers are whispered in his ear whenever he's stumped. Do you really believe he reads 60 books/year? That's a clear illustration of a compensatory whopper gone too far. Did you ever wonder why Laura's big do-gooder cause is literacy?

Obviously he learned to read at some level, but not at the level where ideas and interrelated concepts are presented. That's why he gets quick ORAL briefings from his staff, and then makes rash "gut" decisions based upon their simplified summaries.

2007-03-23 05:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Probably the anthropology, but not for the reasons you cite.

Psychiatrists deal with chemical imbalances that cause behavioral problems, which is why they are MDs. It's unlikely that Bush's behavior is a chemical imbalance.

Anthropologies study historical cultures, but it does give them a broad understanding of cultural frameworks and social interaction. Bush's behavior is a result of social conditioning, and cultural dominance characteristics. An anthropologist will at least have studied those concepts.

The best person would be a cultural psychologist.

2007-03-23 11:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by coragryph 7 · 2 0

Oh, just get over it. This Bush bashing sniping is so un original and tiresome.

A person with a background in history, someone who understands history and the lessons of history would best understand our President. The lessons of history show that Neville Chamberlin did more to give power to the first axis of evil. Appeasers in the US Democrat controlled Senete and House seem to want to follow his footsteps.

A historian would best understand Bush, not an anthropoligist or shrink!

2007-03-23 11:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by WhatAmI? 7 · 1 3

Decode this lyrics "He's ain't heavy, He's my brother"
Just another living human kind like you and me.
Reaching out and extend a helping hands when our brother is in needs in planet of apes.
Sad to say we cave-men did not evolve from ape-men in planet of apes.

2007-03-23 11:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A psychiatrist would probably end up hanging him/herself. Its maddening to treat someone who doesn't think there's a problem! So, I guess it would have to be the anthropologist.

2007-03-23 11:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by T S 5 · 1 2

A psychiatrist who specializes in delusional right-wing denial of reality.

2007-03-23 11:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by Da Man 3 · 3 3

I first grader might be too advanced for Bush...

2007-03-23 11:43:12 · answer #7 · answered by Gman 4 · 2 3

A prison guard.

2007-03-23 11:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Toodeemo 7 · 2 3

This is really getting old. We get it, you hate Bush. Ok, so shut up already! GEEZ, we get tired of hearing it.

2007-03-23 11:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

People with working brains. Whoops, that leaves the libs out...

2007-03-23 11:43:46 · answer #10 · answered by Sane 6 · 2 5

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