I'm thinking cornerback? What are my chances?
2007-03-23 04:33:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
I see you more as a running back, shifty with lots of power. Hope you have a touchdown dance already practiced. Oh is that 40 time seconds or minutes?
2007-03-23 04:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by Frank R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's assume for a minute that you are actually serious about this question (a big assumption, I know). If you're 5'4'' and 350 lbs, offense and defense are both out of the question because of your height. Kicker and punter are out of the question as well, because it would require you to get your fat out of the way before kicking, and would likely disrupt your timing. The only position I could possibly see you playing is long snapper. If you can put the ball in the perfect spot every time, then yes, I think you could play long snapper. If you can't do that perfectly, though, then go sit your *** on the couch and have some more cheesy poofs.
2007-03-23 06:41:02 · answer #2 · answered by D-Low 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm calling my agent so he can sign you now and I get the finders fee. I mean man you are the next champ bailey. All these other kids posting their speed and height etc are nothing compare to you. I mean lord you can jump over a freaking phone book. If you want to be a hall of fame corner though you should get your 40 speed down to at least 6.7 and your weight down to at least 349.
Good Luck Training - Whats your name? I want to follow your college career.
2007-03-23 04:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jesse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're my new hero, seriously. This is the best question ever asked on Yahoo! Answers.
Why do people incessantly have to ask these stupid questions like we've ever seen someone play before to know what htey should play?
Ugh people hurt my brain.
2007-03-23 07:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by Adam C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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any of you morons that would actually take time to answer this stupid question should be kicked off of Y! Answers.
PS Deion Sanders ran a sub 7.0 40 too hahahahaha
2007-03-23 05:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a great position, its called WEIGHT LOSS 350 pounds and 5"4 dude dude that is not good unless you are solid muscle if not you better get your tail on your bike and get to pedaling boy quickly before you have a heart attack. most people with two legs that can walk can jump over a phone book. thats just being silly who cares if you can jump over one. the question is when you get out on the field will you keel over from being to fat to run and pass out.
2007-03-23 04:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hockey Goalie
2007-03-24 05:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by strings700 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it...You've heard of 3 yards and a cloud of dust?...Well, 3 yards and your heart will bust...
You'll be UNDER the field, not on the field...
2007-03-23 04:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by Terry C. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey man i say you're too short to play cornerback. i recomend losing some weight fast and play line
2007-03-23 04:43:08 · answer #9 · answered by Dom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stick to playing Madden on your X Box 360.
2007-03-23 20:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋