My ex is a shopaholic--she'll buy anything marked down. One day she came home with an escalator.
She had her credit cards stolen and I never reported them missing. Whoever stole them was spending less than she was.
She was sick for a week once--3 stores went under.
She gained a few pounds and went on a strict diet of nothing but coconuts & bananas. She didn't lose any weight --but boy could she climb a tree.
2007-03-23
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