if you had a real lightsaber, what would you do with it?

Question

MAN!!! Picking the best answer is going to be hard!

Answer 1

I'd save it for the 15-or-less express checkout lanes at the grocery store. I'd say to the person in front of me "Excuse me, you have 24 items in a 15-item lane". They would roll their eyes and say, "So what"? Then I'd whip out the light saber, light it up and ask them if they wanted to rephrase their previous answer. If they stood their ground, they'd wind of as sushi.

Answer 2

I'd save it in case Darth Vadar showed up. Or a Jedi that could train me how to use the thing without decapitating family members.

Answer 3

I guess the real question to answer this is do I have the Jedi powers as well? If so take down the Sith.

Answer 4

I'd pull out that hit list that I've been working on for the last 20 some years and have some fun!!

Answer 5

I obviously have one. It is an elegant weapon for a more civilized time. I would continue to use it in my quest to uphold justice and piece within the universe.

Answer 6

:O me and my flat mates had a lightsaber fight in the fancy dress shop!!!! we all want a real ones for xmas ........ i might haveto wait a few years tho :S i would chop hedges altho it would be a mightly cool glowstick!!!!!

Answer 7

Open an ornimental gardening company - to design and trim hedges

Answer 8

Well. First of all I would like to know how to use it. Then, after I am done with training, I would show it to the "Dog The Bounty Hunter", wave it in front of his nose and say "neh-nah-neh-nah-neh-nah".

Answer 9

Sell it to a Star Trek/Star wars fan/freak.

Answer 10

Clear out the woods where I want to build my house.