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It's just that my girlfriend is pregnant, I've had a vasectomy and she spends 2 or 3 hours at a time in the toilets when we go to clubs.

2007-03-23 02:54:14 · 36 answers · asked by brazim01 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

36 answers

Umm......probably wasn't the toilet seat. More than likely, it was the person she's on the toilet seat with.


Thanks for the 2 points. Ha ha ha!

2007-03-23 02:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by Aaliyah & Natalie's Mommy 6 · 2 2

No its not possible I think everyone has made that clear. Who would let there girl disappear even if it was to the bathroom for 2 or 3 hours? You do know a vasectomy CAN reverse itself though? Had a guy come into the doctors office when he had a vasectomy 4 years prior because his wife was 6 months pregnant and when they rechecked him it had completely reversed itself and was like he was a teen again.

2007-03-23 03:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by Cowgirl 3 · 0 0

Is this a serious question?
I will humor you...........

Sperm can only last seconds, in the ox gen of our atmosphere, therefore she could not get pregnant from using the toilet. Secondly why would there be sperm on the toilets of the ladies bathroom? And thirdly, she spends 2-3 HOURS in the bathroom? She is cheating, during these little bathroom excursions.

However, Vasectomies can reverse themselves from time to time.

Its your call buddy.

2007-03-23 03:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Are you positive that your vasectomy took effect? Sometimes the procedure may have to be redone. My sister and her husband went throught that, he had a vasectomy and thought things were fine, then go back about two months later, and Voila' his count was still very potent. So I would suggest seeing if your count is still high, and if it's not then you know your answer already, and it's time to move on, she is a cheater, and cheaters cannot be trusted, Been there done that, moved on. Hope things work out for you, Take care

2007-03-23 03:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by Cindybear 4 · 1 1

No, no toilet seat can make you pregnant. Besides she should be in the ladies room, not the mens. Move on, sorry, there are no lines that long, lol. She has been sleeping with someone else.

2007-03-23 03:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jenn C 3 · 0 0

Are you serious? She spends 2 or 3 hours at a time in the toilets? Do you ever get someone to check that she's ok and not passed out drunk in there?
Really, I think she's having hanky-panky in the toilets... time to give her some marching orders and find a woman who's not going to play you!
PS... does she know you've been snipped?

2007-03-23 03:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

LOL, it is not the toilet seat that got her pregnant. It's the guys in the men's room where she spent a few hours.

BTW, I know you did not aks this but I will answer the question. Yes, you should kick her to the curb ASAP.

2007-03-23 03:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by Al G 4 · 1 0

It is theoretically possible, but highly unlikely. It's MUCH more likely that either your vasectomy did not take or that's not your baby, and if it's not your baby, you can bet the father isn't a toilet seat.

2007-03-23 03:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Christal 3 · 0 1

she's either cheating on you or your vasectomy failed-it really does happen there is a 1 in 2000 chance- just make sure you get a paternity test before you accuse her of being unfaithful or anything. but to answer your question NO! YOU CANNOT GET PREGNANT FROM A TOILET SEAT!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-23 03:06:59 · answer #9 · answered by missi 3 · 0 1

Um, if she's spending 2 to 3 hours at the toilet then I would wonder who she's in there with. Or I'd check for powder under her nose.

2007-03-23 03:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer C 2 · 0 1

I dont know about doing anything in the bathroom because the clubs down here in Miami are secured. Only GIRLS can go in there and ONE at a time to a stall. There is a lady in the room supervising all night. And thats in EVER SINGLE club down here. So maybe shes pregnant by someone else but it couldve happened somewere else besides the bathroom.

2007-03-23 03:03:23 · answer #11 · answered by curious789 2 · 0 2

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