2007-03-23 02:37:27 · 5 answers · asked by Joe M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? "
Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol.
"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it. "
2007-03-23 02:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by sonicachic311 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's your clearance, Clarence?
2007-03-23 09:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by frugernity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have clearance, Clarence
2007-03-23 10:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roger, roger.
Surely, you jest.
I never joke and stop calling me Shirley!
2007-03-23 09:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by PrincessPlum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what to say to that. Stand mute.
2007-03-23 09:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋