What exactly do you contribute to Dodge City??
2007-03-23 02:34:14 · 13 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yuk yuk yuk *spit*
2007-03-23 02:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by bradthepilot 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now all yous got to do is just ask my best bud Matt about that cause he'll tell ya there's no one more faithful then Ol' Festus Haggen unless of course it's my mule. Now if you'all will excuse me I just saw Doc head into the Long Branch and I believe he still owes me a beer.
2007-03-23 02:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by kmv 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm Marshall Dillon's right hand man. I help keep the peace here in Dodge City.
2007-03-23 03:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"... ah didn't say I was robbed, ah said 'pears lack ah was robbed."
I did a festus voice on my answering machine years ago...
"Hello, no one's here ta ainswer this here thang right now. Matthew's takin' a prisoner ta Kansas City an' I'm over ta the barber shop havin' my tongue shaved. So go ahead an' talk to this here contraption when ya hear that bell rang."
2007-03-23 03:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Surveyor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww, now Miss Sunshine, ewu know Ima gud character of sorts. No matter whut Doc seys! Theat ole codger woudn't know humer ifin ewu pored him a cup.
2007-03-23 02:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Saftey fellers I'm the deputy in these here parts don't ya know !!! Good Morning - Marshall !
2007-03-23 02:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I make sure the crows stay off the boardwalk and out of the bars.
2007-03-23 04:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eye ain't so shur I contriboot nuttin' to this 'er Doge City.
2007-03-23 02:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
well gollee dad burn matthew, i was a ridin ol ruth after that there wiley feller all over tarnation a for i finally caught up with him...
2007-03-23 02:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well Marshall Dillon,I reckon it would be my charm or this here sense of humor I got. HE- He!
2007-03-23 02:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well ma'am.....I am the funny man to Marshall Dillon.
2007-03-23 02:37:24 · answer #11 · answered by holeeycow 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋