2007-03-23 01:47:18 · 25 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Push a spoon up its bum, the sparks act like a fuse and then BOOM!!!
2007-03-23 01:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
CaringCookElectronics have a microwave in which the dial allows a number of settings for different animal species.
Top rating is the Rooster Roaster, but there are also settings for Broiling Bats, Toasting Tadpoles, Simmering Snails and Frying Flying Fish. I particularly like Insect Mode, which allows for different levels of torture on ants, bees, wasps, greenfy and ladybirds.
The boffins at CaringCook are apparently looking at new technology which will allow a variety of animals to be trapped, disembowelled and cooked using Solar Power - another great leap in Green Technology!
2007-03-23 09:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by limey_not_lime 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You have a bad case of "dream on"!!!!
what a stupid question
Hamsters are pets ( living dependant creatures )
As such ,we are here to care for them .
That is our responsibility .
To do anything that will harm them is
ANIMAL ABUSE
Please, do not ask such questions again ,
you could influence an idiot,
to do the very thing , you are asking us about !
You could have the death of a hamster,
on your conscience
I really hope that you are joking
ask some real questions , that will hurt no-one ,
i am sure you can.
Lets not have a repetition ,of this nonsense
Please
>^,,^<
2007-03-23 09:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
If your hamster survives the microwave...try this!
http://img156.echo.cx/img156/4536/wolffuchs11154020278cz.jpg
EDIT: there are soooo many retards here without a sense of humour!
2007-03-23 08:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by Haddock 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You need a more powerful microwave!! Or try the oven.
2007-03-23 09:18:36 · answer #5 · answered by Dan Was Here 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They don't explode.
they just cook.
and from the outside in, not the inside out
you do hear hisses and pops when its cooking.
it does take a while to die tho, all its skin gets cooked and when it can't take the pain, then it dies.
2007-03-23 08:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by speedball182 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, it's almost easter--try it with Peeps instead! Now that's some good clean fun!
2007-03-23 09:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by Adrian Wapkaplett 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes all the time, guess its time for a new micro. ever try putting a baby carrot in there mouth first? it helps get the insides done.
2007-03-23 09:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by 692nite 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You look like you're wearing 2 dead hamsters on your head.
You've gone and changed your avater, I see
2007-03-23 08:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by Kate J 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ypur just sick you ******* fool and you idiots incureging him to get better microwave your all idiots dont you understand it hurts animals you ******* bustard if you were a hamster i would do it to you stop it you iditot they burn how could you be such an idiot at least my sis husband dont do that
he brakes hes phones lol and sees whats inside find another hobbie and nothing to do with animals you bustard
Rot in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-23 13:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
persevere my sweet and it shall happen. But in the mean time if you tape all orifices it should help.
2007-03-23 08:57:30 · answer #11 · answered by callywag2004 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋