Ladies, What would you do if you found lipstick on your husbands / partners underwear?

Question

and the lipstick was not yours?

This did not happen to me, I just heard it at work.

Answer 1

I would not let on that I knew..instead, I would start my own investigation and gather evidence. When I had several pieces of undeniable truth, THEN I would confront him.

See, if you confront him on the one issue, he could explain himself out of it. Then he would be extra careful not to leave "evidence." If he doesn't know you're on to him, he won't be as diligent about covering himself and puts you in a better position to get him red-handed.

Answer 2

And now you know why I havent worn any underwear since I was 14! (Ok really I just cant stand em LOL)

Ya know though.. some Guys have been known towear lipstick (I do on occassion.. usually black) Maybe yer jumping to the wrong conclusion?? Opps.. theres another can of worms huh? Now you can start another rumor at work.. this should be fun huh?

Answer 3

I sure will not wash it and wait for him to come home then we will have this games of who will answer the truth. Just kidding, if that is or was my husband undy and lipstick is very clear, I will ask him did she do it in the car or some place remote. There's no way that he will tell me it's not his underwear because I know what he wears....hope that man will tell the truth cause it's obvious to me...

Answer 4

What do you need for a clearer hint?

A 500 pound cartoon safe falling on your head from 30 stories up? What do you want? A hand grenade in your oatmeal?

Why do women even have to ASK "now, what should I do?" in some Brer Bear dopey-a*ss cough syruped-up voice if THEY FIND LIPSTICK ON THEIR HUBAND'S UNDERWEAR?

You, er, I mean, your "friend", knows EXACTLY what to do.

Answer 5

This is a crazy question, but I know me too well. I would loose my fricken mind, and probably literally ram it down his throat. It would be the same to me as walking in on your partner in bed with someone else. Did you hear that new song by Carrie Underwoond, "He better think twice before he cheats" I might have to come up with my own song for him. It is a sad situation, the right thing to do would be to stay level headed, but who really could?

Answer 6

Hi
ask him where he got it?????
Listen i play a joke once on my friend.
Is wife is very jealous.
One day he brought his car so we can work on it.
when i told him to get some drinks from the house i slip a pair of thongs in his glove compartment.
He left and was going on a picnic with is family.
the next Monday he stop by, his face showed scratch mark
i ask him what happen, he said they where driving along and one of the kids ask for a tissue, so his wife open the glove compartment to give the kid a tissue that's when the thongs fell out. He try to explain he had no clue who,what,where they came from
:-) lol lol lol

see what i mean

Answer 7

Good Grief!! Why do women do this, what should I do? You leave him. I wouldn't even ask him about it cause he's going to lie. Guys like that don't like being confronted or busted, he likes to sneak and feel likes he's getting away with something, so dont bother in the confrontation. Been there, done that and left him without looking back.

Answer 8

How could he explain that one away. I would ask him directly with underwear in hand. Then I would decide if he admits it and wants help or if he denies it and turns his anger towards me then I would know I married a snake in the grass and toss his butt out the nearest exit.

Answer 9

I would ask him when did he get lips down there because you was trying to get that lipstick off while you were packing his stuff and it just didn't seem to want to come off.

Answer 10

There can not be a good reason for this...only one answer.
I would wrap the underwear up with a bow and give it to them with a smile and walk away.