We've all been there. You get pulled over, for some meaningless thing. A few miles over the Limit? A little swirve in the other Lane? Something that doesn't cause any trouble. But the Officer still wants to write you a Ticket.
You can't go Postal on hm? So here's your chance to do it, NOW. Tell us, what you would like to tell The Officer?
As in my other Vents? Astericks will be excepted.
2007-03-23 01:20:46 · 8 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey! My first Star! Keep it comin' folks. We all need to let it go, once in a while.
Thanks to all that have participated
2007-03-23 02:48:42 · update #1
Well the scenario today was that my mum was dropping my sisters n I to school and she went through an amber light instead of slowing down and the cop pulled us over. I would have liked to tell him...
F**k off you @$$. How many sticks do you have up your @$$, like twenty? aN AMBER LIGHT DOES NOT MEAN STOP AND THEREFORE MUM WAS NOT BREAKING ANY F**KING LAWS. NOW YOU'VE MADE ME LATE TO SCHOOL EVEN THOUGH I HAVE AN IMPORTANT EXAM ON FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, ALL TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR BORING LIFE! GO GIVE OUT TICKETS TO THE SHITS THAT DESERVE IT AND STOP WASTING OUR TIME!
notice that the caps lock is when i would have started screaming!!! :P
2007-03-23 01:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by ~ B_e_K_z ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know most have a quota of tickets they must write...but, dang they don't have to stop you for 1/2 miles over the speed limit. Which is not my case!
I have only had 1 ticket in my entire 40+ years of driving. I was speeding...I was doing 45 in a 25. I spotted the officer and immediately pulled over. That must have p***** him off because he didn't have a chance to chase me or even put on his siren. He pulled up behind me and was showing attitude right from the beginning...so, I had to spout off too! The more I called him curtly SIR! YES SIR! the more angry he became. He pulled my seat belt out from under my butt and threw it at me and said it would work better if it was in the proper placing. I threw it back away from me...as if to say NOT TODAY!!!
Well, he wrote me a speeding ticket and a seat belt violation. Now, on the ticket was my date to appear in court. A few days before my date I called the court house to find out what to do....I was informed that I had a warrant out for my arrest for failure to appear....when I took the ticket downtown the lady agreed with me that the 'officer' wrote one date on the ticket another on the docket. @**wipe! So, it cost me more for failure to appear! No more tickets since..... âº
Thank you!!!
2007-03-23 08:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by missellie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Look, pal, we both know the only reason you became a cop in the first place is because you were the nerdy kid with no friends, and got beat up for your lunch money daily. Now you think you can pay back poor, unsuspecting fools like me because of some Jock in H.S. violating you in the boys' locker room? Forget it! Get your G*@D*#N ticket book OUT of my EFFIN face before i get out of this car and shove your billy club up your *#$." Whew, thanks, I feel much better now.
2007-03-23 08:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dunno, seems like I'm paying his/her wages through taxes to
do their job. There WAS a reason to pull me over. What I
normally say, and mean "hello officer". wait for a response
and politely go from there. Usually it just takes a couple of
minutes for the officer to "run a make" and you're on your
way -- no sweat no strain
2007-03-23 08:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say COME ON! You guys speed all the time and get to eat donuts. And when you're bored you pull normal like me over just for going like 2 km's over the limit! **** you!!
2007-03-23 08:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you cannot be f**king serious! what the f**k did i do wrong? why dont you f**k off and go get real criminals???? you are taking the f**king piss now, you jumped up f**king piece of s**t. So what you didnt get laid last night? that your f**king problem? so go home and shag your fat f**king s**g of a wife. Might make you feel better.
2007-03-23 08:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would like to say; "Officer, your eyes look a little glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2007-03-23 08:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by Joe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are all idiots, I've come to accept this.
2007-03-23 08:23:24 · answer #8 · answered by XOXOXOXO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋