Of skelping my arse into the prefect shape that it is..
Took her 30 years of blood,sweat and dedication and 20 pairs of slippers
Thanks Mum.........
2007-03-23 00:12:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the **** got in great shape fae being slapped, she should've beat you about the face more often, though....
2007-03-23 05:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Michty me, that's a bonnie ar$e ye got there laddie, aye yer ma did indeed dae a grand job.
2007-03-23 07:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now why did they bother binding girl's feet in China when all along boy's buttocks could have been beaten into perfect peaches...
2007-03-23 08:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent bum man!!
Buy your Mum a big bunch of roses from me - made my day that has!!
2007-03-23 07:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by bumblecherry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like two eggs in a hankie.
2007-03-23 07:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by kit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And I'm sure she will carry on wiping it for you for the next 30...
2007-03-23 07:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Dogsbody 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Doesthis mean that your face is like a slapped a***? haha
2007-03-23 12:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She did a wonderful job!!!
A perfect Scottish bum.....needs to be more red though!!!
LOL!!! ;)
2007-03-23 08:43:05 · answer #8 · answered by Melrose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She could have left the nappies on though !!!
lol
2007-03-23 07:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
from one scot to another,bums the word.lol
2007-03-23 07:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋