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Whenever I connect to the internet the computer says to me "You have mail!", but when I go outside and check my mailbox there is nothing there. Is there any way to fix this so that it is more accurate?

2007-03-22 19:12:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

He's mad at you for pushing his buttons too hard. Try being sensitive to his feelings and being more gentle. You two need to have a heart to heart. Open up and give him a little reassurance every once in awhile. He just wants to be your friend. He likes you.

2007-03-22 19:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by jamie kat 6 · 0 0

Unless your house is already wired for it, you will need a wireless mail sensor. You can get them at any home depot plumbing department. Make sure you ask for an assistant manager, the other dummies there don't know anything.

2007-03-23 02:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by OOGLY 4 · 0 0

Hmmm... maybe you and your computer should go seek councenling... how about if it says you have mail, wait for like a hour then check it! either that or turn the 'you've got mail' voice thingy off

lozza

2007-03-23 02:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lozza 2 · 0 0

This is a Yahoo 999 error, stick a fork in your toaster and reboot.

2007-03-23 02:15:34 · answer #4 · answered by Crash 7 · 0 0

It has an evil sinister plan to drive u batty.
O! Mission accomplished!

2007-03-23 02:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by •♦๑•TxRose•♦๑• 7 · 0 0

Kick it or throw it out the window. It'll learn its lesson.

2007-03-23 02:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Simple...put your mail box next to the puter.that way you dont have to walk to check it.........but to stop it from lying.........dunno man.........threaten to take away the periphials!...or tell it ya wont surf porn anymore!

2007-03-23 02:17:32 · answer #7 · answered by cooter_1us 2 · 0 0

You computer is a tease Waldo.

2007-03-23 02:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0 0

throw it out the window

2007-03-23 02:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by tasks mom 4 · 0 0

It thinks that your a patsy.

2007-03-23 02:15:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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